If I Proposed To You Like This Would You Say Yes?

If I proposed to you like this would you say yes?

I want the world to have ambient sound

softly playing minecraft music on a loop through giant speaker satellites orbiting earth.

But then I think about some dumbass getting access to the speakers and playing I'm a gummy bear at max volume. Imagine the horror of a rural community when one day mysterious music begins to play, you accept it as an act of your gods. A few months of unease pass by as you are afraid one wrong move may anger the gods above. When silence befalls your humble secluded village, it's strange. After months of peaceful melodies from above, silence feels almost unnatural yet relieving. This only lasts for a moment before the utter terror of the loud blasting sounds echo through the trees. You can't understand the words but you know one thing. The end is here, and you must run.

So I was playing among us with some rando's online. There were mods, one was the fecking lovers mod. The one where if one of you dies the other commits suicide, like Romeo and Juliet.

WELL

Let me paint you a picture, I got it the first round. My lover died like as soon as the game started, because the sheriff killed em.

Well while dead I said

"At least I'm with you my love"

The sheriff, who's also dead, thought I was being cute. Well guess what happened next round. I got it again, only this time my lover was my imposter brother. Lovely scenario innit. Well it was me who died by the sheriff this time.

THEN

I GET IT FOR A THIRD CONSECUTIVE ROUND

so this time I'm like, "no way I'm dying early this time." so my lover, whom I flirted with shamelessly, was followed by me the entire round. Well that was until we both died, see even by doing what I could to protect my lover we still died rather quickly.

THEN I GET IT A FOURTH TIME AND DIED AGAIN

My luck in getting lovers via video games is extremely high, yet all relationships end tragically. Real life however, I don't even try.

I have had been disappointed, minecraft has let me down.

Time and time again I get dessert worlds with nothing cool, and time and time again I suffer. I made a world with my lil bro the other day, it's called Onnatuitmont. It sucks like a mother fucker, sand as far as the eye can see. You think you found a forest, tree clumps visible on the shore, jokes on you it's just three trees. One jungle, one birch, and one oak. What the actual fuck minecraft. I still somehow found my struggle and suffering fun. So I suppose it was worth it.

So this is an entirely legitimate conversation me and my sister had while we were sitting in her room.

Sis: what are you going to get to eat?

Me: context please...?

Sis: duck.

Me: oh, probably the chicken.

I have two choices right now.

I can go to sleep right now and wake up early and give my self plenty of time before work

Or I can stay up late to finish the assignment

The question is, can I trust myself to wake up early? I'm sure we all know the answer, but testing that theory is very tempting.