Just Trying To Sleep, But Ofc My Brain Is Like "remember That Time You Got Indirectly Asked Out In A

Just trying to sleep, but ofc my brain is like "remember that time you got indirectly asked out in a wave pool, then awkwardly without saying a word, slowly shuffled away in the water. That was embarrassing." come on brain that happened like idk…three years ago?

I asked an AI for a writing prompt out of boredom and what I got was a dystopian science fiction novel about a world controlled by the central AI, where all human feeling is stolen away by the AI. And the protagonists fight to restore feeling to the world.

I can’t say I’ve ever been skeptical of an AI, but I do wonder what goes on with in its computer brain when no one’s looking…

Why I'm a dumbass

Part two

So a good friend of mine from when I worked at dairy Queen has gotten a new number or something. I kept texting the number I had, just for no reason. Maybe he'd respond if I repeatedly summoned him like Satan. Who knows, so I kept texting then it dawned on me, I play minecraft with him on the Xbox. I could just ask him for his new number.

The worst part is, it has been going on like that for a year.

Once again,

I'm a fucking dumbass.

I want the world to have ambient sound

softly playing minecraft music on a loop through giant speaker satellites orbiting earth.

But then I think about some dumbass getting access to the speakers and playing I'm a gummy bear at max volume. Imagine the horror of a rural community when one day mysterious music begins to play, you accept it as an act of your gods. A few months of unease pass by as you are afraid one wrong move may anger the gods above. When silence befalls your humble secluded village, it's strange. After months of peaceful melodies from above, silence feels almost unnatural yet relieving. This only lasts for a moment before the utter terror of the loud blasting sounds echo through the trees. You can't understand the words but you know one thing. The end is here, and you must run.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

put playdough in the oven, it 'll harden like clay! But it's super light and pretty durable!

I made a Little bird the colour of rotten flesh, unfortunately he shattered cause I threw him too hard. Seriously this is the coolest thing ever, the playdough doesn't get that weird slaty Sparkle texture like it does when it drys either.

My mind is blown

How to walk like a zombie, for people who don't know how to walk like they've been reanimated with a hankering for the humans think bean.

Step one: make your legs fall asleep by leaning on them with you elbows in a sitting position

Step two: stand and walk very uncomfortably

If all else fails just wait until you die and you'll naturally unlock that ability :)