Just Trying To Sleep, But Ofc My Brain Is Like "remember That Time You Got Indirectly Asked Out In A

Just trying to sleep, but ofc my brain is like "remember that time you got indirectly asked out in a wave pool, then awkwardly without saying a word, slowly shuffled away in the water. That was embarrassing." come on brain that happened like idk…three years ago?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

put playdough in the oven, it 'll harden like clay! But it's super light and pretty durable!

I made a Little bird the colour of rotten flesh, unfortunately he shattered cause I threw him too hard. Seriously this is the coolest thing ever, the playdough doesn't get that weird slaty Sparkle texture like it does when it drys either.

My mind is blown

I am a self loathing slave to procrastination, and the door is open. I have absolutely nothing keeping me here, but my need to not stand up and walk away.

On that note, does anyone have study tips for a class (that I hate) with three hour long lecture videos I need to take notes on. There's also a pesky 'close program' button seducing me into leaving behind responsibility for a better date with the tv?

How to walk like a zombie, for people who don't know how to walk like they've been reanimated with a hankering for the humans think bean.

Step one: make your legs fall asleep by leaning on them with you elbows in a sitting position

Step two: stand and walk very uncomfortably

If all else fails just wait until you die and you'll naturally unlock that ability :)

I just told my brother that our mom was bringing home Hawaiian and pepperoni pizzas, except I didn't say pizza so he asked me "pizza?" and I said "what else would it be?" and without missing a beat, no sense of jokes and sarcasm he says, "the states." and I just nodded. I legit thought that was a correct answer. I thought, "yeah the states Hawaiian and pepperoni-waitaminute..."

So this is an entirely legitimate conversation me and my sister had while we were sitting in her room.

Sis: what are you going to get to eat?

Me: context please...?

Sis: duck.

Me: oh, probably the chicken.