Let Me Sleep! - Tumblr Posts
Random acolyte: *pokes reader to wake up*
Reader: Ugh...five more days *falls back asleep*
Saguau and time
Can you imagine how weird it must feel to feel time passing at a much much slower rate than literally everyone else? Because your body and mind are still used to our world's time, but in Teyvat 1 Earth minute = 1 Genshin hour.
You're just existing, meanwhile the acolytes are literally crying on their knees, begging you to eat something. "It's been weeks since you ate!" They say. "Is the food not to your liking?"
Meanwhile you're just like
But I just ate a few hours ago.
Sleeping is even worse. To all of the acolytes you've been up for who-knows-how-long. Honestly, you put Jean and Ganyu to shame with how long you refuse to rest. What do you mean you're not at all tired? You've been up for almost a month straight! Do not make them literally tie you to the bed, hoping that you'll finally get some sleep.
And when your body gets the 9 hours of sleep you need, you are shocked to see the entire cult in utter chaos. Like some real "Lord of the flies" shit. And the second they see you awake again, they've back on their knees, crying about how much they missed you.
You suddenly understand why they are clinging to you every possible second. If they decide to absolutely lose their collective shit every time you take a nap, who knows what they'll do when you want some time away from them. To you it's only been like two or three days, meanwhile they're convinced that you have abandoned them as the seasons begin to change.
Time dialation is a bitch like that.
Whole ass mood right here.
What pleases u in bed?
sleep
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Iām actually losing it I need to sleep but the brain kicked in AAAAAAA
ever since I was a little girl, I've wanted to be in a coma
Me: Babe, it's 5am. We really need to sleep.
My bf fiance: *procedes to explain how to fix the lore of the new star wars movies plot using treasure planet*
Tell me if this makes sense:
I'm tired and want to sleep, but I don't have the energy to sleep...
morning people are weird
ok so is it just me or do u guys ever get so tired that u canāt even sleep? like yes i know all i have to do is turn off my phone and close my eyes but iām so tired that all i can even imagine doing is scrolling through my phone or staring into the distance like a zombieā¦ and then bc iām such a night owl i get a random burst of energy and iām like āi havenāt really done much today!! 3am is the perfect time to clean my room and do some push-ups and fall flat on my face!!ā so is this just me orrr
im so mad, i finally fell asleep before 2an only to wake up now (4am) to some presumably drunken idiotic literally SCREAMING outside my apartment.
they are gone now but they interrupted a very nice dream not happy.
also like as far as i could tell (i was awake maybe a minute before the screaming began to get quieter as they walked away) nobody was hurt or anything, just a drunk guy being an asshole
ādonāt sleep in xy position itāll hurt your zā
how about i pluck each and every one of your eyelashes off with tweezers so youre eyelids feel disturbingly bare? how about i make you so excruciatingly aware of the fact you have to blink so that every time you blink, you feeling the fleshy skin of your eyelids touching each other? how about you let me sleep sprawled across my bed like the deformed horribly contorted creature that i am.
don't you hate when you wake up early and is tired but cant fall asleepĀ
Let it be known this is my idea of a nest, there are a total of seven pillows, one body pillow, three blankets, 5 plushies ā¦.. and if u are wondering the grey fluffy thing is a dog
Thank my partner he took this picture
I knew Kinger reminded me of someone.
It's 3 am and my mind refuses to go to sleep
IM WARM BUT IM COLD
AND I WANT TO SLEEP BUT I HAVE TO DO THIS DUMB ASS FUCKING PAPER ABOUT DUMB ASS GAY MEN MAKING OUT AND PAINTING SHIT AND BEING ALL HEDONISTIC
BUT I DONT REALLY KNOW WHATS GOING ON AND ALSO THE PAPER IS ABOUT THOSE TWO GAY MEN BEING THAT OTHER GAY MANS ANGEL AND DEVIL ON THEIR SHOLDER
BUT OH GUESS WHAT PLOT TWIST
EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS FUCKING BOOK REMINDS ME OF MY ONE FUCKING EX AND IT WAS NOT A FUN TIME FOR ME BUT IM STILL COMING TO TERMS WITH THAT
AND ITS FUCKING TWO FOURTY AND I JUST WANT TO GO TO FUCKING SLEEP
Just trying to sleep, but ofc my brain is like "remember that time you got indirectly asked out in a wave pool, then awkwardly without saying a word, slowly shuffled away in the water. That was embarrassing." come on brain that happened like idkā¦three years ago?
Seriously, if someone doesnāt walk over and knock me unconscious right now, I should be clearly marked dangerous for the environment, and locked up in my room ātill next year.
Iām gonna try this new thing: aggressively trying to sleep. Like I tried asking my body politely to let me sleep like making fancy teas, doing yoga, essential oils and that shit but it wouldnāt so Iām gonna intently try to sleep by lying in bed doing nothing angrily trying to make myself fall sleep. Wish me luck