My Response When Dude Asks Why I Don't Like Some Person Just Because We Both Like Books:

My response when dude asks why I don't like some person just because we both like books:

Just cause were both bookworms doesn't mean we like each other

I decided to count hand wrinkles, I drew a line with pen over every single one I found, even the faintest of wrinkles. I have no reasoning, this is the only evidence of what I've done with my day. I wish I could say I had nothing better to do, now my writing assignment is late...

So I was playing among us with some rando's online. There were mods, one was the fecking lovers mod. The one where if one of you dies the other commits suicide, like Romeo and Juliet.

WELL

Let me paint you a picture, I got it the first round. My lover died like as soon as the game started, because the sheriff killed em.

Well while dead I said

"At least I'm with you my love"

The sheriff, who's also dead, thought I was being cute. Well guess what happened next round. I got it again, only this time my lover was my imposter brother. Lovely scenario innit. Well it was me who died by the sheriff this time.

THEN

I GET IT FOR A THIRD CONSECUTIVE ROUND

so this time I'm like, "no way I'm dying early this time." so my lover, whom I flirted with shamelessly, was followed by me the entire round. Well that was until we both died, see even by doing what I could to protect my lover we still died rather quickly.

THEN I GET IT A FOURTH TIME AND DIED AGAIN

My luck in getting lovers via video games is extremely high, yet all relationships end tragically. Real life however, I don't even try.

So this is an entirely legitimate conversation me and my sister had while we were sitting in her room.

Sis: what are you going to get to eat?

Me: context please...?

Sis: duck.

Me: oh, probably the chicken.

Fuck baby wipes, they're practically useless.

I have had been disappointed, minecraft has let me down.

Time and time again I get dessert worlds with nothing cool, and time and time again I suffer. I made a world with my lil bro the other day, it's called Onnatuitmont. It sucks like a mother fucker, sand as far as the eye can see. You think you found a forest, tree clumps visible on the shore, jokes on you it's just three trees. One jungle, one birch, and one oak. What the actual fuck minecraft. I still somehow found my struggle and suffering fun. So I suppose it was worth it.