Memes To Come Out With + Biderman Drawings (not Mine)

Memes to come out with + biderman drawings (not mine)

@peterparkerincorrectquotes for the first drawing 💕

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

Harley: *sitting cross-legged on the dining table*

Stephen: Harley you know there are twelve chairs you could be sitting in right now? Nevermind the whole ass couch over there

Stephen: *continuing into the kitchen*

Tony: *sitting on the kitchen counter*

Stephen: *long-suffering sigh*

KEEPING UP WITH THE AVENGERS

Alright, we all know Loki and Peter would be best friends, but Bucky and MJ hear me out.

Bucky sits at the dining room table waiting impatiently for dinner while gently swinging a steak knife between his metal fingers, completely unafraid of any consequences that may come as a result.

Michelle sits 3 seats down, watching the man gracefully twirl the knife faster and faster, round and round it goes, never stopping or dropping. She picks up a pencil that was left on the table and begins to copy his technique.

Bucky takes notice of the small curly haired girl admiring his skills.

"here, you're doing it wrong. Spin it with your pointer finger not your middle finger."

MJ takes his suggestion and twirls the pencil faster.

"no, no, no. Take this," Bucky hands her a butter knife lying in her spot at the table, "the pencil is too round, it'll get stuck and you won't be able to twirl it, trust me I've spent a hundred years perfecting this."

MJ begins to twirl the knife and slowly makes adjustments based on Bucky's very helpful critiques.

Eventually she graduates to the steak knife and becomes nearly as good and James is. Together they decide to freak out Peter and Steve.

Peter, Steve, Nat, Bruce, Tony, and Clint sit down at the dinner table as Pepper brings the food, tacos, over to the table. Bucky sits next to MJ with Steve and Peter across from them.

Bucky motions to the knife and him and MJ both pick up the large, sharp knifes, begining to twirl them faster and faster. Chaos erupts. Peter and Steve take notice first, yelling at the particular individuals to behave for their safety and everyone else's.

Bucky and MJ burst out laughing, MJ to the point of tears.

Tony: *makes a small, irrelevant mistake*

His brain: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU-

Tony: *makes a huge mistake that will directly affect his future horribly*

His brain: ... Acknowledged.