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All y’all parkner/parley/whatever you call Peter x Harley writers... the song Appreciated by Rixton would make a great hurt comfort one shot (just sayin 👀👀)

Best Of Friends

Pairing: No pairing, just soft Tony ;)

A/N: Takes place somewhere between Iron man 3 and Avengers Age of Ultron. I haven’t posted this one on Watty yet soooo....

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"So, what are we going to do while Rhodes and Pep are gone?" Tony looked up from the fashion magazine he was skimming through, clearly uninterested in the clothing and only paying attention to the models. "We could watch a Christmas movie?" Natasha was bored out of her mind and Christmas movies with a nice cup of hot cocoa sounded relaxing. 

Tony threw the magazine to the side and got out two mugs, he knew exactly how Nat liked her cocoa. "Jarvis, heat some water please," he pondered for a moment "and turn on the fireplace as well," 

"Of course, sir," The AI obligated to Starks command, Jarvis also knew that Tony would like the TV on for later. He knew his boss too well. 

Natasha walked out to get cozy blankets and socks, she loved being warm. Tony chuckled when he saw her try and make it down the stairs, blankets and pillows were stacked on top of each other, blocking her view. Once she got to the bottom she lowered them just a bit and shot Tony a soft smile. 

Tony placed down the hot chocolates on their rightfully owned coasters Definitely not the Black Widow and Iron Man ones. Natasha threw the pile of comfies on the couch then jumped on it, giggling like crazy. 

In the compound, she felt like she finally had a family, a family she never had before. She could be herself, or she could be complete grumpy pants and they’d still love her. Sure, she acted as though she hates the boys, but in reality, she couldn’t imagine her life without them. 

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Moments had passed and Pepper, Rhodey and one other were making their way through Tony's doors. 

"We're back" Pepper singsonged, voice filled with amusement. But she didn't receive a response, which filled her with worry. "Tony?" She called out as she walked to the kitchen, Rhodey and the little surprise following close behind. 

"I believe Boss and Ms. Romanov are in the living room, sleeping," Jarvis called, spooking the little Harley the two had snuck in. "Thank you, Jarvis," Rhodey offered Hayley a cookie from the McDonalds they got on the way back.  

Pepper walked into the living room, you could hear her shoes click on the tile floor. Once she reached it, she cooed at the sight. Tony and Natasha were curled up in a blanket next to each other, the fireplace and Home Alone on, cups of hot chocolate now abandoned on the coffee table, most likely cold.  

Harley soon sauntered to where Pepper, Tasha and Tony were. He took the last bite of his stale fast food cookie and brushed past his mother figure. A small smile grew on his face as he lifted part of the blanket to snuggle into the mechanic. 

The little gesture lightly awoke Tony from his slumber. Normally, he would be grumpy

But realizing it was his kid next to him filled him with joy. Tony then looked to his other side and saw his little widow snuggled into his arm. 

To say he felt safe around these two would’ve been an understatement. He loved both Tasha and Harley unconditionally and nothing can change the fact that they were like his own children. So, he hugged both of them tighter and slowly fell back into his little nap. 

“Jarvis, could you take a photo?” Rhodey smirked from behind Pepper. Soft Tony was only around his loved ones, possibly a wall-climbing spider in the future but whatever breaks its way into his heart is a mystery. 

Harley: why are you giving us tips on how to save money?

Tony: I'm preparing you for the future

Peter: aren't you a billionaire?

Tony: I may be, but that doesn't mean I'm inheriting any of my money to you two.

Harley: You look absurd in that suit.

Tony: I have apples.

Tony: do you want an apple?

Memes to come out with + biderman drawings (not mine)

@peterparkerincorrectquotes for the first drawing 💕

Spideychelle is my number 2 ship, but parkner is my number 1. I've got to chose between characters that actually have an established relationship on screen and are currently dating or a couple that have the same perfectly chaotic disaster gay energy but no on-screen romance and is a gay ship that would never be represented in a Spiderman movie.

Chapters: 4/4 Fandom: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Harley Keener/Peter Parker, Harley Keener & Peter Parker Characters: Harley Keener, Harley Keener’s Sister, Harley Keener’s Mother, Harley Keener’s Grandfather, Peter Parker, May Parker (Spider-Man), Ned Leeds, Michelle Jones, Two adorable German Shepherds, Some horses, An Annoying Rooster Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - No Powers, Precious Peter Parker, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, Peter Parker is a Mess, College Student Peter Parker, Harley Keener is a Good Bro, Big Brother Harley Keener, Cliche, city boy meets country boy, Will Peter ever learn southern hospitality, Idiots in Love, Strangers to Lovers, Friends to Lovers, Harley Keener Flirts, Prissy Peter Parker, Southern Boy Harley Keener, Peter Parker gets stuck in Tennessee, Keener Ranch, Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch, LiFe iS a HiGhWaY, Slow Burn, Slow Romance, Sorry Not Sorry, Jealousy, Harley and Peter gets drunk together, Peter gets shitfaced though, Oops, Harley teaches Peter how to ride a horse, Harley Keener sings, Harley Keener plays guitar, Feelings, Denial of Feelings, Feelings Realization Summary:

When Peter’s Volvo breaks down in the middle of nowhere, Tennessee, “just passin’ through” turns into a three-day stay at the Keener Ranch after Harley rescues him. Who knew one weekend could change Peter’s life.

Too bad he has to go back to New York after his cars fixed, right?

***Slow-burn featuring domestic Keeners, hella pining and small town shenanigans.

Tony: Kid, why do you have bruises on your neck??

Peter, too embarrassed to say that he fell down the stairs: ummm... hickeys??

Tony: the fu- KEENER GET YOUR SORRY ASS HERE RIGHT NOW!!!

Peter: wtf???