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Reality shifting, Percy Jackson, KOTLC, and EDS

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I Go The Fuck Home And Go Back To Bed. I Dont Have To Work Today!

I go the fuck home and go back to bed. I don’t have to work today!

You arrive at your office only to find yourself already sitting behind your desk

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the-oracle-at-delphinitely-not
10 months ago

We've all seen a feelings wheel, but have you ever seen a NEEDS wheel?

This was a first for me when my therapist showed it to me—so now I'm sharing it with you.

Like!!

I'm allowed to need "Make"?

And "For"?!

We've All Seen A Feelings Wheel, But Have You Ever Seen A NEEDS Wheel?

All jokes aside, this thing is changing the way I view my needs.

I hope it changes yours, too.

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the-oracle-at-delphinitely-not
10 months ago

Annabeth and Percy

Jay Vespertine; Not From A Book But From An Actual Conversation.

— Jay Vespertine; not from a book but from an actual conversation.

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the-oracle-at-delphinitely-not
10 months ago

damn I’m so clumsy!

Btw The Thing She Couldnt Ignore Was Someone Calling Her Out For Saying Anti-depressants/hormone Therapy

btw the thing she couldn’t ignore was someone calling her out for saying anti-depressants/hormone therapy are only perscribed by lazy doctors

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10 months ago

yall I tried the Esmeralda variation yesterday and about broke an ankle. If anyone has some easy/intermediate level pointe variations, I would love suggestions! no hops en pointe please they scare me

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the-oracle-at-delphinitely-not
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life is not an episode of grey’s anatomy. doctors will hear about your rare disease/ disability and be like “idk what that is ok good luck bye”

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