The Skull Can Pun

The Skull Can Pun

​Skull: Hey, Lockwood. I have a riddle for you. Lockwood: Not now, Skull. We’re busy. Skull: Come on, it’s a good one. What do you get when you cross a ghost and a chicken? Lockwood: I don’t know. What do you get? Skull: A poultrygeist. Lockwood: … Skull: Get it? Poultrygeist. Like poltergeist, but with poultry. Lockwood: Yes, I get it. It’s not funny. Skull: Oh, come on. It’s hilarious. You have no sense of humor. Lockwood: Or maybe you have no sense of anything. You’re just a skull. Skull: Ouch. That hurts. Right in the bone marrow.

Chuuya is secretly an insomni-baa

Dazai: Hey, Chuuya, do you want to hear a joke? Chuuya: No. Dazai: What do you call a sheep that can’t sleep? Chuuya: I don’t care. Dazai: An insomni-baa. Chuuya: … Dazai: Get it? Because sheep say baa. Chuuya: I swear, if you ever tell me another pun, I’ll kill you.

Leo has a surprise! pt1

Leo: Hey, guys, I have a surprise for you. Piper: What is it, Leo? Leo: I made a new invention. It’s called the Leo-nator. Jason: The Leo-nator? What does it do? Leo: It does everything. It can fly, shoot lasers, play music, make popcorn, and more. It’s the ultimate machine. Frank: Wow, Leo, that sounds amazing. Hazel: Yeah, Leo, that sounds awesome. Leo: Thanks, guys. Do you want to see it in action? Piper: Sure, Leo, show us what it can do. Leo: Okay, follow me. *leads them to a large metal contraption*  Jason: Is that the Leo-nator? Leo: Yep. Isn’t it beautiful? Frank: Um…Leo…it looks like a giant trash can with wings and wires. Hazel: And it smells like burnt rubber and gasoline. Leo: Don’t worry about that. That’s just the aroma of genius. Now watch this. presses a button  Leo-nator: *explodes*

Someone get a locksmith

Chuuya: Dazai, I need your help. Dazai: What is it, Chuuya? Chuuya: I accidentally locked myself out of my apartment. Dazai: How did you do that? Chuuya: I don’t know, I just closed the door and realized I left my keys inside. Dazai: Well, that’s unfortunate. Do you have a spare key somewhere? Chuuya: No, I don’t. That’s why I’m calling you. Can you come and help me? Dazai: Sure, sure. I’ll be there in a minute. Chuuya: Thank you, Dazai. You’re a lifesaver. Dazai: Don’t mention it, Chuuya. By the way, do you remember where you left your keys? Chuuya: Yeah, they’re on the kitchen counter. Dazai: Oh, good. Because that’s where I left mine too. Chuuya: What?!

It came in like a wreaaaking ballll

Todoroki is Elsa and Zuko's child. Prove me wrong. I dare you.