POV He Couldn't Solve It.

POV he couldn't solve it.

Kunikida: What are you doing? Ranpo: Solving a case. Kunikida: With a Rubik’s cube? Ranpo: It’s a metaphor. You see, each color represents a clue, and by solving it, I reveal the truth. Kunikida: That’s not how it works. Ranpo: Trust me, I’m a genius.

Barbie Elise

Elise: Mori, can we go see the new Barbie movie? Mori: No, Elise. That movie is not for you. Elise: Why not? Mori: Because it’s a satire that mocks the male patriarchy and the society that created Barbie. It’s not a fun and innocent story about a doll. Elise: But I like Barbie. She’s pretty and smart and has lots of friends. Mori: Elise, you don’t need Barbie to be happy. You have me. Elise: But you’re not pretty or smart or have lots of friends. Mori: …Ouch. Elise: So can I see the movie? Mori: Fine.

Books

Dazai: What’s your favorite book? Chuuya: The Little Prince. Dazai: Why? Chuuya: Because it’s a classic, and it has a lot of meaning and symbolism. Dazai: Oh, I see. Chuuya: What’s yours? Dazai: No Longer Human. Chuuya: Why? Dazai: Because it’s relatable.

Chaos, ACTIVATE

Ranpo: I have a brilliant idea. Yosano: Oh no. Ranpo: Hear me out. It’s a game show where we swap the abilities of the Agency and the Mafia members and see what happens. Yosano: Oh hell no.

Hahah, noobs

Ranpo: Poe, I challenge you to a game of chess. Poe: Very well, Ranpo. I accept your challenge. But be warned, I am a master of strategy and logic. Ranpo: And I am a genius detective who can solve any mystery. Poe: Then let the battle of wits begin. *They sit down at the chess board and stare at each other for a few minutes*  Ranpo: So…how do we play this? Poe: I have no idea.

Guess nobody died.

Ranpo: I’m bored. Let’s play a game. Yosano: What kind of game? Ranpo: A murder mystery game. One of us is the killer and the rest are the victims. Yosano: That sounds fun. How do we decide who’s the killer? Ranpo: Easy. We draw straws. Yosano: Okay, let’s do it. Ranpo: *pulls out a bunch of straws* Yosano: Wait a minute. These are all short. Ranpo: Oops. Looks like I’m the killer then. Yosano: Ranpo, this is cheating. Ranpo: No, it’s not. It’s strategy.