So... What Does That Mean?

So... What does that mean?

Fyodor: You can’t catch me, Detective. I’m always one step ahead of you. Ranpo: Oh, really? Then how do you explain this? Fyodor: What is that? Ranpo: A tracking device. I planted it on you when we met. Fyodor: That’s impossible. We never met. Ranpo: Exactly.

Life ain't fair, Ranpo

Ranpo: I’m the smartest person in the world. No one can outsmart me. Poe: What about Dostoyevsky? Ranpo: He doesn’t count. He cheats.

Don't make Atsushi angry, just don't

Fyodor: Hello, Atsushi. We meet again. Atsushi: Fyodor! What are you doing here? How did you find me? Fyodor: Oh, that’s easy. I just followed the trail of destruction you left behind. Atsushi: What? I didn’t leave any trail of destruction! Fyodor: Really? Then what do you call that giant hole in the wall over there? Atsushi: That was… an accident. Fyodor: Sure it was.

They aren’t allowed to drink together anymore

Ranpo is actually depressed that this book isn't real life

Ranpo: Poe, what are you doing? Poe: I’m writing a new story. It’s about a detective who falls in love with a writer. Ranpo: Really? Who are they? Poe: Well, the detective is based on you, and the writer is based on me. Ranpo: Oh, really? And what happens in the story? Poe: Well, they meet, they flirt, they kiss, they get married, they have kids… Ranpo: Wait, wait, wait. They have kids? Poe: Yeah. Why? Ranpo: How do they have kids? We’re both men.

I feel like Kunikida and Chuuya would argue over who gets to punch Dazai

Dazai: Chuuya, you’re so beautiful. Chuuya: Stop lying, Dazai. You don’t mean it. Dazai: I do mean it, Chuuya. You’re the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen. Chuuya: Really? Dazai: Really. Especially when you’re angry. Chuuya: Then prepare to see me at my most beautiful, because I’m about to punch you in the face.