Some More Shenanigans Which Don't Involve The Murder Of A Significant Other. Looking At You, Chuuya.

Some more shenanigans which don't involve the murder of a significant other. Looking at you, Chuuya.

Dazai, being robbed: Please! Have mercy! I have a family! A wife and kids… a dog… Chuuya: Literally none of that is true, Dazai. Dazai: Okay, but I’m sexy! That’s gotta count for something, right?

UNO REVERSE MOTHERFUCKER

Sigma: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined. Dazai: Heck. Sigma: You're on thin fucking ice. Sigma: Oh no-

Chuuya says "Don't take dating advice from Dazai"

Dazai: So, how’s your relationship with Akutagawa going? Atsushi: It’s going well, I guess. We’re still figuring things out. Dazai: That’s good to hear. Do you have any plans fro your anniversary? Atsushi: Well, we decided to do something simple and low-key. Just a quiet dinner at home and maybe watch a movie or something. Dazai: That sounds nice. What movie are you going to watch? Atsushi: We haven’t decided yet. Do you have any suggestions? Dazai: How about Titanic? Atsushi: Titanic? Why Titanic? Dazai: Because it’s a classic love story. And because it has a scene where the ship sinks and everyone dies. Atsushi: … Dazai: What? Too soon?

agreed

WHOEVER said that vampire!chuuya looks like verlaine im in your walls

jUsT aDd WaTeR

Kunikida: Ranpo, are you drinking… drinking hydrogen peroxide?! Ranpo: It says H2O2! That means it’s the sequel to water!

Atsushi thinks otherwise.

Akutagawa: I am literally evil incarnate. Akutagawa: I’m not actually, I just enjoy being evil. Akutagawa: Which I think actually makes it even more evil because I’m making a conscious effort.