WHY IS YOUTUBE AT 3AM TRYING TO GET ME TO PLASTER MY WALLS WITH TOOTHPASTE.

WHY IS YOUTUBE AT 3AM TRYING TO GET ME TO PLASTER MY WALLS WITH TOOTHPASTE.

MY WALLS ARE FINE.

Have some Ranpoe whilst recovering

Poe: Hello Ranpo,dear

Ranpo: ...

Yosano, speaking into a mike: And there you have it, folks, the closet is non existent.

SOMEONE pls break the news

IVE HEARD RUMOURS ABOUT IT BEING ONLY 13 PAGES PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME ITS JUST A RUMOUR

oOpS

Fukuzawa: This is a serious mission. We have to be stealthy and quiet. Dazai: Got it.  *loud explosion*  Fukuzawa: What was that?! Dazai: Oops, sorry. I tripped over a bomb.

But then everyone turns into a vampire and Aya does a Dazai.

Akutagawa: I hate you, Atsushi. You’re weak, pathetic, and useless. You don’t deserve to live. Atsushi: I hate you too, Akutagawa. You’re cruel, arrogant, and violent. You don’t deserve to be happy. Akutagawa: Then why do I feel this way when I see you? Atsushi: Why do I feel this way when I touch you? Akutagawa: Maybe we should kiss and find out. Atsushi: Maybe we should.

Dazai was 100% a theatre kid.

Chuuya: Dazai, you bastard! How dare you betray the Port Mafia and join the Agency? Dazai: Chuuya, my dear. How can you still be loyal to the Port Mafia and not join me? Chuuya: Don’t call me your dear, you traitor! You left me alone and broke my heart! Dazai: Don’t call me a traitor, you fool! You’re the only one who can mend my heart! Chuuya: Stop being so dramatic, you idiot! Dazai: Stop being so stubborn, you moron!