It Was Actually A Surprise For Chuuya.

It was actually a surprise for Chuuya.

Dazai: Chuuya, I need your help. Chuuya: What is it this time? Dazai: I accidentally adopted a cat. Chuuya: How do you accidentally adopt a cat? Dazai: Well, I was walking by the pet store and I saw this cute little kitten in the window and it looked so lonely and sad and I couldn’t resist and I went inside and asked if I could hold it and then the next thing I knew I was signing some papers and paying some money and now I have a cat. Chuuya: … Dazai: Please don’t be mad at me. Chuuya: I’m not mad at you, I’m mad at the pet store. How could they let you adopt a cat? You can barely take care of yourself! Dazai: Hey, that’s not true! I can take care of myself and the cat! Chuuya: Oh really? What’s its name? Dazai: Um… Chuuya: You don’t even know its name? Dazai: Well, no, but… Chuuya: Give me the cat. You’re not fit to be a parent.

A smol Rant 'cos I read wayy too much of E.A.P 's works.

Considering most of the BSD characters' lives are based off their IRL'S, Poe's should be a lot darker than 'Smart boi made me hunt for revenge for six years'.

IRL Poe wrote about murdering people and holing them in walls, being buried alive, an orangutan strangling a woman and shoving her up a chimney, holing somebody else up a wall, talking to a mummy from ancient Egypt and a demon murdering people.

Not to mention his father went to get the milk, his mother died, he got adopted, got into debt (every author in the 1800's I swear), joined the army, got disowned, then died mysteriously.

The only part of his Army life we see is during the cannibalism arc, where he do be doin' some sniping (allegedly).

Edogawa Ranpo's name is actually the Japanese pronunciation of Edgar Allen Poe. IRL Ranpo was a simp.

The chemist is beginning to get suspicious on the amount of Hydrogen Peroxide we are buying. - Me, The Vampire Prompt

Have you drawn fancy Victorian Ranpo

That. That can be arranged

Bonus a pocket sized ver

Why does Atsushi look so peaceful. Why isn't he trying to resist in any way. Can I have a word with the author

I am sobbing because I read one of the best soukoku fanfics ever and then Asagiri is throwing darts at photos of everybody we love and the Twilight Finale/Goodbye is coming out soon and I am looking forward to Monday, but also hella scared.