I Am Sobbing Because I Read One Of The Best Soukoku Fanfics Ever And Then Asagiri Is Throwing Darts At

I am sobbing because I read one of the best soukoku fanfics ever and then Asagiri is throwing darts at photos of everybody we love and the Twilight Finale/Goodbye is coming out soon and I am looking forward to Monday, but also hella scared.

A smol Rant 'cos I read wayy too much of E.A.P 's works.

Considering most of the BSD characters' lives are based off their IRL'S, Poe's should be a lot darker than 'Smart boi made me hunt for revenge for six years'.

IRL Poe wrote about murdering people and holing them in walls, being buried alive, an orangutan strangling a woman and shoving her up a chimney, holing somebody else up a wall, talking to a mummy from ancient Egypt and a demon murdering people.

Not to mention his father went to get the milk, his mother died, he got adopted, got into debt (every author in the 1800's I swear), joined the army, got disowned, then died mysteriously.

The only part of his Army life we see is during the cannibalism arc, where he do be doin' some sniping (allegedly).

Edogawa Ranpo's name is actually the Japanese pronunciation of Edgar Allen Poe. IRL Ranpo was a simp.

Unironically, my friend keeps calling everyone a rat and I'm finding it very hard to keep a straight face because this image of Fyodor keeps popping up in my head everytime she says that.

I think I'm broken.

A theory on the Upcoming Episode

The next episode Bones is releasing is called 'Twilight Finale'

Lets break this down:

Twilight

Theory 1 - In the early chapters of the manga and episodes of the anime, the Armed Detective Agency are the peacekeepers of the Twilight - a time when the Government and the Port Mafia do not operate. The use of the word 'Twilight' suggests that this may be about the Armed Detective Agency.

Theory 2 - The franchise 'Twilight' is a gothic franchise about vampires, werewolves and romance. If we say the Armed Detective Agency are the 'Vampires' and the Hunting Dogs are the 'Werewolves' it fits rather nicely, considering in the 'Twilight' franchise they do have a war. (You can tell how little I know about Twilight lol)

Finale

Theory 1 - This could mean that this would be the last episode of Bungou Stray Dogs. The Last One. EVER.

Theory 2 - This could simply mean that this will be the last episode of season 5

Theory 3 - The author Dazai Osamu's last book was titled 'Goodbye'. The poet, Nakahara Chuuya, has a poem called, 'Autumn Song' which references a dying man who acts like all hope is lost for him. Do what you will with this information.

Theory 4 - This is the last episode Bones will make because they are very broke because they spent all their money on old man yaoi.

I feel bad for the animators

Manga: Akutagawa delicately biting into Atsushi's neck

Anime: Fisheye Atsushi, ugly Akutagawa, lots of random blood, probably some screeching

twilight farewell is a refence to the movie twilight and its atsushi living his best life with his vampire boyfriend