It's Dame Agatha Christie's Birthday

It's Dame Agatha Christie's birthday 😼

LOOK AT HER. SHE'S JUST SJAJAIAISSJSJS

I LOVE HER LIKE KAJAHAHABWHS SHES AMAZING

Holy Moly Poly Roly! Thank you everybody who saw my weird stuff and thought it was great. I love you all so much! ^ ᴥ ^

I realised this was from ages ago. Oops?

Role Reversal

Dazai: Chuuya, I have a confession to make. Chuuya: What is it now? Dazai: I’m actually a vampire. Chuuya: … Dazai: And you’re my mate. Chuuya: … Dazai: And we have to kiss to seal the bond. Chuuya: *punches Dazai in the face*  Dazai: Ow! Why did you do that? Chuuya: Because you’re an idiot and a liar! Dazai: But I’m not lying! Look, I have fangs! Chuuya: Those are fake, you moron! You bought them from a Halloween store! Dazai: No, they’re real! Here, let me show you! Chuuya: Get away from me, you creep!

Someone died! It's theory Time.

Fyodor got crushed in a helicopter. BUT. What if Fyodor actually has Nikolai's cloak hidden in the 'copter. Fyodor is presumed dead, and Nikolai can run off to whatever country they want, get married, murder someone, the cycle continues.

Have some BSD tweets.

YAY!

Nobody Dies. Except Fukuchi, nobody likes him. LMFAO AYA did not die. Did you see the way Akutagawa held her. I headcanon that he is good with kids. Yay. Asagiri no longer hates children. Chuuya was never a Vampire. He just had Halloween teeth. Fyodor got stabbed. Soukoku are a freaking Circus Act. I had to wait 3 hrs to watch the damn episode. Because of stuff I had to do. Best 23:40 of my life.

Poe makes a comeback with the childhood scene. Is this a commentary I'm writing side my side? Yes! I'm so damn happy. Kunikida is alive and kicking. Nikolai is depressed. Why is he cradling Fyodor's detached arm. Oh wait, Fukuzawa is still Gay for Fukuchi. Teruko is NOT a cinammon roll. Bram Gets A Body™. Also we get a beautiful Aya and Bram in the sunset.

LOOK at Akutagawa's outfit. They're Gay Your Honor™.