I Just Realised The Akutagawa Bitey Scene Was Epic. Like Not Bad. Who Is Actually Paying The Animators

I just realised the Akutagawa bitey scene was epic. Like not Bad. Who is actually paying the animators AND paying for old man yaoi. I will worship whomever tells me.

It's Dame Agatha Christie's birthday 😼

LOOK AT HER. SHE'S JUST SJAJAIAISSJSJS

I LOVE HER LIKE KAJAHAHABWHS SHES AMAZING

Of course Bungou Stray Dogs is trending again.

Dazai: Hey, Chuuya, be a vampire. Chuuya: No

TWO HOURS LATER

Chuuya: Why shouldn't I kill you for real? Dazai: Because then I won't give you the tooth glue remover. Chuuya: Fine

*Chuuya trying to rip off his vampy teeth*

Dazai: Chuuya, why did you shoot me? I thought we were friends! Chuuya: Friends? Don’t make me laugh. You betrayed me, Dazai. You joined the enemy and left me alone. Dazai: That’s not true! I was undercover, Chuuya. I was trying to stop Fyodor’s plan. Chuuya: Undercover? Yeah, right. And I’m a vampire. Dazai: Well, actually…

Ehehehehe. I'm too happy

Fyodor Will Be Fine

Back to writin' this. Assuming that the anime is following hte manga's path (likely), Fyodor's gonna be fine y'all. Eventually.

I mean, first and most obviously, we still don't know Fyodor's ability. That's kinda important lol and set up as a major mystery.

Fyodor as Jesus

Fyodor's last words are "My God, My God, why have you forsaken me?" aka Jesus' last words (or among his last words). I mean, think about what happens after Jesus dies. It's kinda the whole basis of Christianity.

But there's another layer to the whole Fyodor=Jesus thing. Actually, a couple layers. See, Dostoyevsky was himself very Christian, as much theologian as novelist. So the comparison very much makes sense.

Jesus is the Son of God in Christianity... and Fyodor? He's also the son of God.

God is a Character

This God figure Fyodor references is probably an actual person, and God is probably Tolstoy. I'm sorry but there is 0 chance we are getting Dostoyevsky and a whole host of Russian novelists but not Tolstoy who could have "War and Peace" as his ability. Not to mention... the set up is kinda perfect?

Tolstoy's three novels are War and Peace, Anna Karenina, and... Resurrection. Gee I wonder what his ability might be and how that ties into Fyodor (it's also surely not unheard of for Asagiri to use multiple literary references in an ability).

What is Tolstoy's relationship with Fyodor? Probably a parent-child one. I'd say it's extremely obvious, actually, that parent/child relationships are a main theme of this arc, even if the parental-child relationships are not actual flesh and blood.

Gogol-Fyodor parallel Chuuya-Dazai, Kunikida-Dazai, Tecchou-Jouno, and Atsushi-Akutagawa. All of these pairings also have parental figures (Mori, Fukuzawa, Fukichi, Dazai) except Gogol-Fyodor, who are themselves parental figures to Sigma. I highly doubt Fyogol is the exception, though.

If there is no god, then I am god

Anyways if Tolstoy is introduced, it would kinda be perfect to have him thematically in this role of family. Because the real life Tolstoy was actually terrible to his family despite his altruistic, idealistic pacifism that directly influenced Gandhi (with whom he corresponded). And also because he wrote one of the most famous opening lines in all of literature which would kinda sorta address all the pseudo-parental relationships in the entire story:

Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way

It fits super perfectly.