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Dazai: I’m going to jump off this bridge. Chuuya: No, you’re not. Dazai: Why not? Chuuya: Because I said so. Dazai: That’s not a good reason. Chuuya: Fine, then because I’ll miss you. Dazai: … Chuuya: … Dazai: That’s the gayest thing you’ve ever said to me. Chuuya: Shut up, you love it.

Um, you know when Akutagawa said 'I don't have much time to live anyways' before getting beheaded, right?

Atsushi: Akutagawa, are you okay? You look sick. Akutagawa: I’m fine. It’s nothing serious. Atsushi: Don’t lie to me. You’re coughing blood. That’s not normal. Akutagawa: It’s just a side effect of my ability. It’s not a big deal. Atsushi: It is a big deal. You need to see a doctor. Let me take you to the hospital. Akutagawa: No, I don’t need your help. I can take care of myself. Atsushi: Stop being stubborn. You can’t take care of yourself if you’re dying. Please, let me help you. Akutagawa: Why do you care so much? Why are you being so nice to me? Atsushi: Because… because I love you, okay? Akutagawa: … Atsushi: … Akutagawa: Did you just say…? Atsushi: Yes, I did. And I meant it.

Chuuya cannot escape

Chuuya: You know what? Fine. You win. I’m done fighting. Dazai: Really? Chuuya: Yes, really. I’m done. You can have whatever you want. I don’t care anymore. Dazai: Wow, okay. Well, in that case, I want you. Chuuya: … Dazai: … Chuuya: You’re such a bastard.