Elise Is Such A Vibe Tho

Elise is such a vibe tho

Mori: I have a very important announcement to make. Elise: Is it about the cake? Mori: No, it’s not about the cake. Elise: Then I don’t care.

How Many Dazai?

This panel is from the manga Beast, with my labels added. Dazai is explaining how The Book contains the Multiverse. Look at the version we got as "just for example":

We have our storyteller, the Mob Boss. Facing him is the Mainline Dazai from the Armed Detective Agency. And behind *him* are all the possible versions they fit into the panel. In the first tier is a trio of Mafia escapees: an Agency member who grieves and openly weeps, an "I got this" player, and one turned away in despair who may not have joined any group after leaving the Mafia. Above that, the scarred emo boy and the "whatever" fuckboi in Mafia colors, a little goblin and a gamer in neutral shades. On the Left edge we have a Pirate Dazai, and on the Right, someone with a black trenchcoat and shoulder length hair, perhaps the Right Hand Man that Mori envisioned. Then cowded into the top row are a Rampo twin (I've talked about how teacher shape students before), a Blind Oracle OR Steampunk Engineer, another Agency Dazai (bitter this time), a long-haired and kimono clad Girl or Gay Boss holding a finger across their throat, and a smoking, scraggy individual who reminds me of Spike or possibly Kōgami.

Um, you know when Akutagawa said 'I don't have much time to live anyways' before getting beheaded, right?

Atsushi: Akutagawa, are you okay? You look sick. Akutagawa: I’m fine. It’s nothing serious. Atsushi: Don’t lie to me. You’re coughing blood. That’s not normal. Akutagawa: It’s just a side effect of my ability. It’s not a big deal. Atsushi: It is a big deal. You need to see a doctor. Let me take you to the hospital. Akutagawa: No, I don’t need your help. I can take care of myself. Atsushi: Stop being stubborn. You can’t take care of yourself if you’re dying. Please, let me help you. Akutagawa: Why do you care so much? Why are you being so nice to me? Atsushi: Because… because I love you, okay? Akutagawa: … Atsushi: … Akutagawa: Did you just say…? Atsushi: Yes, I did. And I meant it.

This came to me in a fever dream

Light, in a husky emo voice: Yeah, So that's what my notebook can do. Dazai: *Swivels on the spinny chair to look at Kunikida* Kunikida: No, my notebook does not do that. Dazai: *Snatches a pen* Light: Wait, no, you're not meant to do that. Dazai, half an hour later: *Sobbing* Light-kun lied to me. *More crying*

My condolences

Gay Gay Homosexual Gay

Dazai: I’m going to jump off this bridge. Chuuya: No, you’re not. Dazai: Why not? Chuuya: Because I said so. Dazai: That’s not a good reason. Chuuya: Fine, then because I’ll miss you. Dazai: … Chuuya: … Dazai: That’s the gayest thing you’ve ever said to me. Chuuya: Shut up, you love it.