*while Planning To Break In Somewhere*Dazai: Hey, Let's Do "Get Help!"Chuuya: What?Dazai: "Get Help."Chuuya:

*while planning to break in somewhere* Dazai: Hey, let's do "Get Help!" Chuuya: What? Dazai: "Get Help." Chuuya: No. Dazai: C'mon, you love it! Chuuya: I hate it. Dazai: It's great! It works every time! Chuuya: It's humiliating. Dazai: Do you have a better plan? Chuuya: No. Dazai: We're doing it! Chuuya: We're not doing "Get Help!" *a minute later* Dazai, carrying Chuuya: Get help! Please! He's dying! Help him! *throws Chuuya at guards, knocking them out* Dazai: Ahh, classic! Chuuya: *Gets up* I still hate it. It's humiliating. Dazai, laughing: Not for me, it's not.

3AM shenanigans just because I can

Dazai, who snuck Chuuya in his bag: *Drinking or re-enacting scenes from Jane Eyre with Kunikida who lost a bet* Yosano, with Kouyou: *Snuggling/sleeping/watching The Woman in Black* Atsushi, with Akutagawa after Kyouka left the room: *Playing UNO but Akutagawa doesn't know how to play* Kyouka, with Kenji: *Watching a documentary about Cows, Bunnies, and Birds* Ranpo, with Poe: *Terrorizing the Kitchen/attempting to bake* Kunikida, when he's not losing bets, with Katai: *Attempting to make Katai look presentable/sleeping*

ELSEWHERE IN THE CITY Nikolai: *Crawling out of a large grave*

A Normal Day in Studio Bones

Animators, very stressed because everyone dissed their beheading scene: *Frantically drawing the Gay as to not disappoint* Asagiri: *Bursting in the room dramatically every 15 minutes to check if the Gay is still alive* Some Random Fan:*In the walls* SOME HOURS/DAYS/WEEKS LATER Bones Studio: *Watching the entire fandom scream like little girls watching the season finale*

I have a tag. what. the. fuck. THANK YOU ALL

Fukuzawa: As the leader of the Armed Detective Agency, I have to make sure that everyone follows the rules and behaves properly. Kunikida: Yes, sir. I agree with you completely. Fukuzawa: Good. Now, where is Dazai? Kunikida: He’s… uh… he’s on a mission. Fukuzawa: What kind of mission? Kunikida: A very… important… and… secret… mission. Fukuzawa: You’re lying, aren’t you? Kunikida: Yes, sir.

Chuuya: *Walked out of Dazai's room for some water* Chuuya: *Sees the kitchen* Chuuya: *Sees Ranpo* Chuuya: *Sees Poe* Chuuya: *Absolutely fucking legs it back to Dazai's room because he sure as hell does not want to see Ranpo's face ever again.(Ranpo irritated the life out of him in Poe's book)

Dazai: I broke the microwave Chuuya: How the fuck do you break a microwave?? Atsushi, walking past: How do you break a microwave? FOUR HOURS OF WAFFLING LATER Chuuya: So let me get this straight Atsushi: You put cat food in the microwave, forgot to close the door so Fukuzawa's cat walked inside and CLOSED THE DOOR ON ITSELF??? Chuuya: Not to mention it looks like Rashomon tore through it Atsushi: I still think you put a fork in the mircowave.