True Tho

True tho

All Might: Young Midoriya, you have inherited my power and my legacy. You are the next symbol of peace. Midoriya: Thank you, All Might. I will do my best to live up to your expectations. All Might: And one more thing… Midoriya: Yes? All Might: Can you please stop breaking your bones? It’s very painful to watch.

Resident Pyromaniac

Shigaraki: So, you want to join the League of Villains? Dabi: Yeah, sure. Why not? Shigaraki: What are your qualifications? Dabi: I can set things on fire. Shigaraki: That’s it? Dabi: Isn’t that enough?

Rookie Mistake

Chuuya: Hey, Dazai, do you want to hear a joke? Dazai: Sure, why not? Chuuya: What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dazai: Fsh. Chuuya: … Dazai: … Chuuya: How did you know that? Dazai: I’ve heard it before. Chuuya: From who? Dazai: From you. You told me the same joke last week.

Zenki Soukoku Shenanigans

Mori: Fukuzawa, we need to talk. Fukuzawa: What do you want, Mori? Mori: I want to propose a truce between our agencies. Fukuzawa: A truce? Why? Mori: Because we have a common enemy. Fukuzawa: Who? Mori: The tax office.

Gosh

Ango: Dazai, I need your help. Dazai: Ango, long time no see. How have you been? Ango: Cut the crap, Dazai. This is serious. Dazai: What is it? Did you get into trouble with the government again? Ango: No, worse. I have a date tonight and I don’t know what to do. Dazai: A date? With who? Ango: With… with Oda’s sister.

Kenji has joined Ranpo

Kenji: I’m hungry, let’s go eat something. Kunikida: Okay, what do you want to eat? Kenji: Anything is fine, as long as it’s cheap and tasty. Kunikida: How about ramen? Kenji: Perfect! Kunikida: Great, let’s go then. Kenji: Wait, I have a better idea. Kunikida: What is it? Kenji: Let’s go rob a bank and then eat ramen. Kunikida: What?!