Rookie Mistake

Rookie Mistake

Chuuya: Hey, Dazai, do you want to hear a joke? Dazai: Sure, why not? Chuuya: What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dazai: Fsh. Chuuya: … Dazai: … Chuuya: How did you know that? Dazai: I’ve heard it before. Chuuya: From who? Dazai: From you. You told me the same joke last week.

Oda's rolling in his grave

Fukuzawa: I’m proud of you all. You’ve done a great job today. Dazai: Thank you, dad. Fukuzawa: I’m not your dad. Dazai: But you’re like a dad to me. Fukuzawa: … Dazai: … Fukuzawa: Don’t call me dad.

Savage, young, Midoriya

Bakugo: I’m not here to make friends, I’m here to be number one! Midoriya: That’s funny, because you’re not even in the top three. Bakugo: *explodes*

Yet another declined offer.

Mori: I have a proposition for you, Dazai. Dazai: I’m listening. Mori: Join the Port Mafia again, and I’ll give you anything you want. Dazai: Anything? Mori: Anything. Dazai: Can you give me death? Mori: No. Dazai: Then I’m not interested.

I mean, why?

Dazai: I’m not a bad person. I’m just misunderstood. Kunikida: You tried to blow up the office yesterday. Dazai: Misunderstood.

#cursed

Tanizaki: Naomi, can you please stop reading my diary? Naomi: No, I can’t. It’s too interesting. Tanizaki: It’s not interesting, it’s private. Naomi: But it’s full of juicy secrets and embarrassing confessions. Tanizaki: Like what? Naomi: Like how you have a crush on Kunikida-senpai.