Err. This Happened?

Err. This happened?

Naomi: Hey, Tanizaki. Do you know what day it is today? Tanizaki: Um…Tuesday? Naomi: No, silly. It’s our anniversary! Tanizaki: Anniversary of what? Naomi: Of the day we met, of course! Tanizaki: But we’re siblings…

Kyouka the Impostor.

Kyouka: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to hurt you. Atsushi: It’s okay, I forgive you. Kyouka: Really? Atsushi: Yes, of course. Kyouka: Thank you. *stabs Atsushi* Atsushi: Why?

Pickles vs Akutagawa

Akutagawa: I don’t need anyone’s help. I can handle everything by myself. Atsushi: You literally called me at 3 a.m. last night because you couldn’t open a jar of pickles. Akutagawa: That was a test of your loyalty.

Akutagawa is a meanie

Atsushi: I’m sorry, Akutagawa-san. I didn’t mean to make you angry. Akutagawa: You should be sorry, Nakajima. You’re always getting in my way and messing up my missions. Atsushi: I know, I know. But can’t we just get along? We’re both part of the Armed Detective Agency now. Akutagawa: Don’t make me laugh. We’ll never be friends. You’re nothing but a weak and useless stray dog. Atsushi: That’s not true! I’m not weak or useless! I have a lot of potential and skills! Akutagawa: Oh, really? Name one skill you have that I don’t. Atsushi: Um…I can turn into a tiger? Akutagawa: That’s not a skill, that’s a curse.

Chuuya is displeased

Dazai: Hey, Chuuya. I have a surprise for you. Chuuya: What is it, Dazai? Dazai: Close your eyes and hold out your hands. Chuuya: Okay, fine. But this better be good. Dazai: Trust me, it is. Chuuya: *closes eyes and holds out hands* Dazai: *puts handcuffs on Chuuya and runs away* Chuuya: DAZAI, YOU BASTARD!

Chuuya is lying

Chuuya: I hate you, Dazai. You’re the worst partner ever. Dazai: Aww, you don’t mean that. You love me, don’t you? Chuuya: No, I don’t. Stop being so annoying. Dazai: Then why are you blushing? Chuuya: I’m not blushing, you idiot. It’s just the wine.