Err. This Happened?

Err. This happened?

Naomi: Hey, Tanizaki. Do you know what day it is today? Tanizaki: Um…Tuesday? Naomi: No, silly. It’s our anniversary! Tanizaki: Anniversary of what? Naomi: Of the day we met, of course! Tanizaki: But we’re siblings…

Chuuya is lying

Chuuya: I hate you, Dazai. You’re the worst partner ever. Dazai: Aww, you don’t mean that. You love me, don’t you? Chuuya: No, I don’t. Stop being so annoying. Dazai: Then why are you blushing? Chuuya: I’m not blushing, you idiot. It’s just the wine.

Someone discovered Amazon self-defense

Kyouka: I don’t like violence. I just want to live peacefully. Akutagawa: Then why do you have a knife? Kyouka: It’s for self-defense. Akutagawa: And why do you have a bomb? Kyouka: It’s for self-defense. Akutagawa: And why do you have a bazooka? Kyouka: It’s for self-defense.

We feel you, Kenji

Yosano: How do you feel? Kenji: Hungry. Yosano: No, I mean emotionally. Kenji: Hungry with feelings.

Atsushi agrees. The feud continues.

Akutagawa: You’re pathetic, Nakahara. You can’t even control your own ability. Chuuya: Oh, yeah? Well, at least I don’t need a stupid coat to use mine. Akutagawa: How dare you insult Rashoumon! Chuuya: It’s not Rashoumon, it’s Trashoumon.

Fukuzawa regrets his life decisions

Fukuzawa: As the leader of the Armed Detective Agency, I have to make sure that everyone is following the rules and behaving properly. Dazai: *sets fire to a pile of paperwork* Kunikida: *chases after a thief with a bomb* Ranpo: *eats cake while ignoring a murder case* Fukuzawa: …