Chuuya Is Lying

Chuuya is lying

Chuuya: I hate you, Dazai. You’re the worst partner ever. Dazai: Aww, you don’t mean that. You love me, don’t you? Chuuya: No, I don’t. Stop being so annoying. Dazai: Then why are you blushing? Chuuya: I’m not blushing, you idiot. It’s just the wine.

Maths is not Ranpo's strong suit.

Ranpo: I’m the smartest person in the world. No one can outsmart me. Poe: What’s 9 + 10? Ranpo: 21. Poe: … Ranpo: You’re stupid.

Cluedo, except Tanizaki is dead.

Ranpo: I’m bored. Let’s play a game. Yosano: What kind of game? Ranpo: A murder mystery game. I’ll be the detective and you’ll be the suspects. Yosano: And who will be the victim? Ranpo: Tanizaki. Tanizaki: Wait, what?

My pieces for the @todofamzine​ 🌟 The second one of Rei is a collab with the amazing Markovia! Please check out the incredibly beautiful fic she wrote here. Or check under the cut for the link!

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Akutagawa and Chuuya need to go to bed.

Chuuya: I don’t care what anyone says. I’m the strongest ability user in Yokohama. Akutagawa: Ha! You wish. You’re nothing compared to me. Nakahara: Oh, really? Then why don’t you prove it? Akutagawa: Fine. Let’s fight right now. Chuuya: Bring it on. Dazai: *walks by* Hey, kids. Stop fighting and go to bed. It’s past your bedtime. Chuuya and Akutagawa: *grumble angrily*

Atsushi agrees. The feud continues.

Akutagawa: You’re pathetic, Nakahara. You can’t even control your own ability. Chuuya: Oh, yeah? Well, at least I don’t need a stupid coat to use mine. Akutagawa: How dare you insult Rashoumon! Chuuya: It’s not Rashoumon, it’s Trashoumon.