More Idiotic Behaviour

More idiotic behaviour

Chuuya: What are you doing here, Dazai? Dazai: I came to see you, Chuuya. Chuuya: Why? Dazai: Because I miss you, Chuuya. Chuuya: Stop saying my name, Dazai. Dazai: But I love your name, Chuuya.

Someone discovered Amazon self-defense

Kyouka: I don’t like violence. I just want to live peacefully. Akutagawa: Then why do you have a knife? Kyouka: It’s for self-defense. Akutagawa: And why do you have a bomb? Kyouka: It’s for self-defense. Akutagawa: And why do you have a bazooka? Kyouka: It’s for self-defense.

Maths is not Ranpo's strong suit.

Ranpo: I’m the smartest person in the world. No one can outsmart me. Poe: What’s 9 + 10? Ranpo: 21. Poe: … Ranpo: You’re stupid.

Atsushi agrees. The feud continues.

Akutagawa: You’re pathetic, Nakahara. You can’t even control your own ability. Chuuya: Oh, yeah? Well, at least I don’t need a stupid coat to use mine. Akutagawa: How dare you insult Rashoumon! Chuuya: It’s not Rashoumon, it’s Trashoumon.

Kunikida does not want to fail.

Atsushi: I’m sorry, I can’t help you with your homework. I have to study for my own exams. Kunikida: That’s okay, I understand. You’re a good student, Atsushi. Dazai: I can help you with your homework, Kunikida. Kunikida: No thanks, Dazai. I don’t want to fail.

Idiots in love

Chuuya: I hate you, Dazai. Dazai: No, you don’t. You love me. Chuuya: Prove it. Dazai: Okay. *kisses Chuuya* Chuuya: I still hate you.