Kunikida Does Not Want To Fail.

Kunikida does not want to fail.

Atsushi: I’m sorry, I can’t help you with your homework. I have to study for my own exams. Kunikida: That’s okay, I understand. You’re a good student, Atsushi. Dazai: I can help you with your homework, Kunikida. Kunikida: No thanks, Dazai. I don’t want to fail.

She asked nicely.

Yosano: I’m sorry, Ranpo. I can’t heal you. Ranpo: Why not? What’s wrong with me? Yosano: Nothing’s wrong with you. You’re just not injured enough. Ranpo: What do you mean? Yosano: My ability only works on people who are on the verge of death. Ranpo: So you want me to get more hurt? Yosano: Yes, please.

Chuuya is lying

Chuuya: I hate you, Dazai. You’re the worst partner ever. Dazai: Aww, you don’t mean that. You love me, don’t you? Chuuya: No, I don’t. Stop being so annoying. Dazai: Then why are you blushing? Chuuya: I’m not blushing, you idiot. It’s just the wine.

Kunikida is at the end of his tether

Dazai: I have a brilliant idea. Kunikida: Oh no. Dazai: Hear me out. What if we… Kunikida: No. Dazai: But you haven’t even listened to it yet. Kunikida: I don’t need to. It’s a bad idea.

Pickles vs Akutagawa

Akutagawa: I don’t need anyone’s help. I can handle everything by myself. Atsushi: You literally called me at 3 a.m. last night because you couldn’t open a jar of pickles. Akutagawa: That was a test of your loyalty.

We feel you, Kenji

Yosano: How do you feel? Kenji: Hungry. Yosano: No, I mean emotionally. Kenji: Hungry with feelings.