Mello, Don't Bother Him At This Hour About Such A Mundane Thing, It's Only 8 Am

Mello, don't bother him at this hour about such a mundane thing, it's only 8 am 😩

Crossword do have clues tho

Kunikida: What are you doing? Ranpo: Solving a case. Kunikida: With a crossword puzzle? Ranpo: It’s a clue, Kunikida. A clue.

Law vs Dazai

Dazai: I’m not a bad person. I’m just misunderstood. Kunikida: Misunderstood by who? Dazai: The law.

Chuuya is raging

Dazai: I have a brilliant plan. Kunikida: Oh no. Dazai: Oh yes. Kunikida: What is it this time? Dazai: We pretend to be a couple and infiltrate the Port Mafia’s secret base. Kunikida: That’s the worst idea I’ve ever heard. Dazai: Don’t worry, I’ve already booked a hotel room for us. Kunikida: …

*Shrugs shoulders*

Dazai: Chuuya, I have something to tell you. Chuuya: What is it, Dazai? Dazai: I’m pregnant. Chuuya: What? How? Dazai: I don’t know, it just happened. Chuuya: Who’s the father? Dazai: You are, Chuuya. Chuuya: That’s impossible, Dazai. We’re both men. Dazai: Well, miracles do happen, Chuuya.

And I thought Chuuya could cook.

Chuuya: Dazai, I need your help. Dazai: With what? Chuuya: I accidentally set fire to the kitchen. Dazai: How did you do that? Chuuya: I was trying to make toast. Dazai: And you burned down the whole kitchen? Chuuya: Well, no, not the whole kitchen. Just the toaster, the microwave, the fridge, and the table. Dazai: That’s pretty much the whole kitchen, Chuuya.