Omega: *sneaking Back Onto The Marauder Late At Night*

Omega: *sneaking back onto the Marauder late at night*

Hunter: *From the pilots seat* Where have you been?

Omega: *Freezes*

Omega: Erm…with Crosshair?

Crosshair: *Spins round in the Co-pilot seat*

Crosshair: Try Again.

I’m sorry but why is he literally drinking out of a Lego mug-

I know a lot of people picture Thalia Grace as tall because she’s the daughter of Zeus, but her being short is far too much funnier to me.

Give me Thalia being a tiny, electric ball of rage.

Give me Thalia wearing 4 inch platform boots… just to be 5’5.

Give me Thalia doing a quadruple take at how big Annabeth had gotten after she came out of the tree.

Give me Percy using her head as an armrest one day, and getting zapped all the way across camp.

Give me Thalia being a whole foot shorter than her little brother Jason. (He wouldn’t say anything about it, he’s a sweetheart)

It’s in my head now, and I’m spreading it as much as I can.

Tagging @florenceisstrange, @starlightshadowsworld, and @ishouldsleepbut, I want to hear your thoughts on this.

Me: I don't write for validation.

Also me when my story on AO3 gets a kudos:

Nico: Dad, I’m gay.

Hades: I know son, I support you no matter what.

Nico: I have a crush on Percy Jackson.

Hades: NO, absolutely not. I do not support this.

My goals in life? Wear earrings that would make Ms. Frizzle proud and make children smile as I tell *greatly* exaggerated stories about how I obtained each pair