What On God's Green Earth Is Wrong With Reddit?

What on god's green Earth is wrong with reddit?

Why is Tumblr so much nicer than reddit?

@tutchando74 @shadelessanon

Fuck it I'm starting a tag thing

Put one out of context picture in your camera roll and tag at least 2 people

@prisencolinensinainciusol09 @professional-termite @jules-n-gems

I think we can all agree that if MD has a sad ending or even a bittersweet one the entirely of Reddit is going to go up in flames.

But Tumblr...

Oh Tumblr...

Tumblr is going to find themselves a nice seat with their marshmallows and AO3 at their side to roast them on the fire. AO3 even brought crackers and chocolate! How sweet!

I've had an epiphany.

J (post-DDification) has done nothing good.

Please prove me wrong, I'm begging.

The most she has ever done is be a power point presentation for "CYN's" orders and watch over Tessa's ship.

Uh... Lizzy. (every weird thing Lizzy has done)

Have we ever stopped to think about how Lizzy may be a bit more than we think she is?

We start off with Uzi's montage of her... being Uzi, and when she lights braidon's head on fire you can see Lizzy in the back smiling...

The rest of Lizzy in episode 2 can be just written off as her being an idiot but after episode 2 is where I think Doll gets her into the idea of assassinating V, and where things start to get a little bit more suspicious.

In episode 3 her first... odd thing is not being completely and utterly disgusted upon seeing Doll's room, I mean she comments that Doll should clean but... that's it. A much smaller thing before we get to the next "big" thing is that she and Doll supposedly see each other as equals until Lizzy's betrayal.

I'm saving her friendship with V for the end because OHHHH BOY.

Why does Doll just toss Lizzy? She snaps a drone's neck hardly a second later, why give her the chance to get up and betray you again? I think this may be because Lizzy is important to Doll in some way. I'm not shipping them (yet) but what if they were just childhood friends? What if Lizzy was Doll's first friend?

Now we get to episode 4, the main reason(s) I'm making this. We start of WONDERFULLY with Lizzy looting a corpse witch pretty much confirms that Lizzy is at least numb to people dying.

Nothing else happens until Uzi makes... that fucking THING and Lizzy is the ONLY one who isn't scared. Do I need to remind you that V was scared of Uzi, V, THE LITERAL GENOCIDE ROBOT, and Lizzy had more of an "Oh, that's a problem." expression on her face.

When Lizzy was being... chased? Stalked? Whatever, by zombie Uzi she had the AUDACITY to still comment on her clothes before being force choked.

And last but by no means least, Lizzy's last odd action (before we tackle her relationship with V) we have: Lizzy tanking the full blast of a DD missile at point blank. Lizzy was nether threatened nor fucking scratched by the missile. I don't need to explain why this is nuts.

Finally we reach Lizzy's weirdest action in the entire series: V.

My interpretation of it goes as follows:

NEVERMIND, I MADE A FANFIC!

When I see this poll I think of Meta Knight just snapping one day and going into a tirade of cursing in Spanish meanwhile in the background Galacta Knight and Dark Meta Knight commentate with a "great scot!" Or a "good lord!" Every so often.