Yuki: Hewwo! I Will Be Your Suwgeon Today! Intwernal Bweeding You Say? Lets Make Ouw Fiwst Little Incision.

Yuki: hewwo! I will be your suwgeon today! Intwernal bweeding you say? Let’s make ouw fiwst little incision.

Levi: dowcto! Wewre loswing him!!!

Yuki: Qwick! Hand me the defibwiwatow!!!

Kai laying in the hospital wing just trying to get some sleep after a potion went wrong in class: please. Turn off my fucking life support.

**The turtle team meeting up after a failed recovery mission**

Kai, angry about loosing her crystal ball: …

Mikey, trying to cheer her up: Well at least we still have a chunk of it

Kai, now even more peeved off, and finally snapping: If you lost a puppy and I said *mockingly* “Well at least we still have a chunk of it” would that make you feel better.

Twisted Wonderland OC Kai using her unique Magic “Wild Card” Effects:

Allows the user to summon a deck of magic cards , similar to that of a poker card deck, from a unique Realm of their own, in Kai’s case her realm is called the “Chaos Realm”. When Summoned the deck is ‘Unactivated’ and can only be activated by the user’s magic. When the card is ‘activated’ the user can give any effect to the card, such as duplication, fire magic, super strength, an earth quake, etc. Anything is possible with these cards. The user can gift an activated card to another being for them to use with the given effect the card was instructed to have. When this Ability is activated the users eyes change colour to pure gold. A special ability these cards have is the ability to copy and use the unique Magic of someone else’s, the only thing that’s needed to do so is to know the Unique Magic’s name and what it does. But don’t tell Anyone else how this actually works, Kai likes to keep that part a secret 😉

Pets am I Right?

Me after I came home from playing with my friends pup: Hi There Bud!😍

My Dog:

That's a weird ass turtle MR. Paramount+ 🤨

TMNT Rant Ahead: You've been warned.

I am officially going to rant for a moment. Why is it okay for girls to swoon over toxic stalker vampires, overly possessive werewolves, demons who demand their souls, angsty emo fallen angels, and a host of unhealthy nonhuman lovers, and yet I'M somehow creepy and weird for liking Ninja Turtles?

The original TMNT comics were gritty, dark, and absolutely not for children. The first movies had cursing and violence. The 2013 series had incredibly heavy themes. The Rise of the TMNT movie had actual body horror, some cursing, and I'd feel incredibly uncomfortable letting a young kid watch it.

Don't even get me started on the Michael Bay movies. We don't talk about those. Not for kids.

The argument I get is "it's creepy that you like characters from a kid's show." Bro, did you watch only the goofy 1984 show? Or have you taken literally any time to read the comics or watch any of the deeper stuff?

You may judge me for wanting Donatello to carry me away to the lair for snuggles, but is it really any unhealthier than wanting a vampire to assault you?

I've said my piece. Unfollow or block me if you wish.