Lance Wanted To Bang His Head On A Tree. This Is A Whole Lot Of Game/anime Lore To Explain.

Lance wanted to bang his head on a tree. This is a whole lot of game/anime lore to explain.

“It is a game but they also made an anime spin off of the game with characters for the audience to relate to. And somehow we must have ended up in an alternate universe where this pokemon world exists.” Then Lance remembered. “ oh shit! Wait how’d we get here again?! That device was responsible right? Where is it?” Lance looks around to try to find where it went.

Coran had charged Lance and Keith with the chore of cleaning an old storage room. While they were cleaning, Lance got an idea for some mischief (as usual) and pulled out his mp3 player and hit play.

The theme from the movie “jaws” fills the room and Lance playfully begins creeping around the room. Stalking Keith like a hungry shark.

Dundun…… dundun dundun….

Keith had been around the corner of a tall warehouse like shelf that was covered in many Altean tech looking trinkets and boxes.

He was moving the loose trinkets on the lower levels of the shelf, as he heard a suspense building sound. It wasn’t scary, but slightly unsettling to know Lance was planning something.

He stood up, looking towards the noise coming from the other side of the shelf and taking a couple steps back.

“Lance? What’s that sound?”

Woke up at 2 am in the morning to get some blood from the kitchen, saw this and darn near had a heart attack. I was screaming so loud. Woke up the whole castle.

“DAMMIT KEITH! ANNOUNCE YOURSELF! DON’T JUST STAND THERE STARING AT ME LIKE A CREEP! DX<“

Stupid galra werewolves and their reflective eyes!

GUESS who got up in the middle of the night to draw this because he couldn’t stop laughing at his own terrible tweets

Lance looks down at where Keith is looking.

“Whoops! Hope nothing breakable was in there.” He then bends down to pick up the mess.

Then he noticed something sparking. A small device with a crystal in the center.

“Uhhh… do you think we broke it?” He looks at Keith unsure.

Coran had charged Lance and Keith with the chore of cleaning an old storage room. While they were cleaning, Lance got an idea for some mischief (as usual) and pulled out his mp3 player and hit play.

The theme from the movie “jaws” fills the room and Lance playfully begins creeping around the room. Stalking Keith like a hungry shark.

Dundun…… dundun dundun….

Keith had been around the corner of a tall warehouse like shelf that was covered in many Altean tech looking trinkets and boxes.

He was moving the loose trinkets on the lower levels of the shelf, as he heard a suspense building sound. It wasn’t scary, but slightly unsettling to know Lance was planning something.

He stood up, looking towards the noise coming from the other side of the shelf and taking a couple steps back.

“Lance? What’s that sound?”

Just as Keith started picking things up, the crystal on the device began to glow. Strange noises erupted from it.

“Oh Quiznak…” before Lance could come up with a snarky remark or hand the seemingly broken device off to Keith, a bright light emitted from it and engulfed both of them.

After a moment of blinding brightness, everything went back to normal… minus two paladins.

Lance covered his eyes with his arm, it was so bright, he thought the myths about vampires turning to dust from the sun light were going to come true.

When the light faded, he slowly blinked an eye open. Once he was sure there wasn’t anymore bright lights, he blinked his eyes a few times.

“Ok… what are the odds something bad didn’t happen from that?”

Then he looked around and his eyes grew as big as dinner plates.

“Uhhh. Keith?…. Please tell me we ended up in the garden habitat on the castleship.”😰

Upon looking around, he found that they were in a huge forest.

Coran had charged Lance and Keith with the chore of cleaning an old storage room. While they were cleaning, Lance got an idea for some mischief (as usual) and pulled out his mp3 player and hit play.

The theme from the movie “jaws” fills the room and Lance playfully begins creeping around the room. Stalking Keith like a hungry shark.

Dundun…… dundun dundun….

Keith had been around the corner of a tall warehouse like shelf that was covered in many Altean tech looking trinkets and boxes.

He was moving the loose trinkets on the lower levels of the shelf, as he heard a suspense building sound. It wasn’t scary, but slightly unsettling to know Lance was planning something.

He stood up, looking towards the noise coming from the other side of the shelf and taking a couple steps back.

“Lance? What’s that sound?”

……… Keith’s wolf better not do that to me -__-lll

(Will be keeping a can of purifying salt next to my bed… and a cross, some holy water, a few parchment papers, a smudge stick…)

Can Lance get an exorcism? Can he p l e a s e  get an exorcism.

Omg you’re right!

That girl is too pure for her own good.

they stupidly trusted her with their food! She literally could have just poisoned them!

Oh but then Disney couldn’t make a movie of it. It’s a rule that The heroin can’t do villainous things.

And what kind of message would that teach young girls who look up to their Disney princesses?

Well ain’t that a dilemma… get your freedom by murder or innocently wait for your prince to come rescue you?

….. well there is always the third option… go it shrek style! Or Garfield style.

Personally I’d drug them and mail them to Abu Dhabi…. Right after striping them to their underwear and tattooing facial hair and the word “loser” to their faces.😈