the-vampire-lance - Voltron's blue vampire paladin RP
Voltron's blue vampire paladin RP

hay! its vampire paladin lancey lance here! come on in, sit down, relax and join me for a "bite" lol XP

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Keiths Wolf Better Not Do That To Me -__-lll

……… Keith’s wolf better not do that to me -__-lll

(Will be keeping a can of purifying salt next to my bed… and a cross, some holy water, a few parchment papers, a smudge stick…)

Can Lance Get An Exorcism? Can He P L E A S E Get An Exorcism.
Can Lance Get An Exorcism? Can He P L E A S E Get An Exorcism.
Can Lance Get An Exorcism? Can He P L E A S E Get An Exorcism.
Can Lance Get An Exorcism? Can He P L E A S E Get An Exorcism.
Can Lance Get An Exorcism? Can He P L E A S E Get An Exorcism.

Can Lance get an exorcism? Can he p l e a s e  get an exorcism.

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7 months ago

Just as Keith started picking things up, the crystal on the device began to glow. Strange noises erupted from it.

“Oh Quiznak…” before Lance could come up with a snarky remark or hand the seemingly broken device off to Keith, a bright light emitted from it and engulfed both of them.

After a moment of blinding brightness, everything went back to normal… minus two paladins.

Lance covered his eyes with his arm, it was so bright, he thought the myths about vampires turning to dust from the sun light were going to come true.

When the light faded, he slowly blinked an eye open. Once he was sure there wasn’t anymore bright lights, he blinked his eyes a few times.

“Ok… what are the odds something bad didn’t happen from that?”

Then he looked around and his eyes grew as big as dinner plates.

“Uhhh. Keith?…. Please tell me we ended up in the garden habitat on the castleship.”😰

Upon looking around, he found that they were in a huge forest.

Coran had charged Lance and Keith with the chore of cleaning an old storage room. While they were cleaning, Lance got an idea for some mischief (as usual) and pulled out his mp3 player and hit play.

The theme from the movie “jaws” fills the room and Lance playfully begins creeping around the room. Stalking Keith like a hungry shark.

Dundun…… dundun dundun….

Keith had been around the corner of a tall warehouse like shelf that was covered in many Altean tech looking trinkets and boxes.

He was moving the loose trinkets on the lower levels of the shelf, as he heard a suspense building sound. It wasn’t scary, but slightly unsettling to know Lance was planning something.

He stood up, looking towards the noise coming from the other side of the shelf and taking a couple steps back.

“Lance? What’s that sound?”


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7 months ago

Lance laughed like a kid who just got their first scare on Halloween. Which he practically did XD

He grinned from ear to ear cheekily as he took his phone and snapped a pic of hunks shocked expression. You can tell he wasn’t sorry.

“Got you good didn’t I? Lol what were you reading? A thriller? Did I scare you just as the murderer came in to attack the main character? Hehehe”

Lance Laughed Like A Kid Who Just Got Their First Scare On Halloween. Which He Practically Did XD

Drops in, hangs upside down in front of hunk and gives a boop on the nose.

“Boop!” :3

Had it been anyone other than Lance, Hunk would have gotten a severe heart attack and flown from his seat. Seeing as this was Lance and a boop on the nose, Hunk only NEARLY got a heart attack and tossed the book he had been reading clear across the room. "GYAH!"


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7 months ago

Lance looked back at Keith.

“Uhh….” He checked his magic satchel where he keeps his stuff. After a minute he pulls it out and holds it up triumphantly. Then tries to call the team.

“Hello? Shiro? Allura? Coran? This is Lance. Can anyone hear me?”

… static.

… then. “Hmm hello hello? Who is this? Whatcha want?”

That didn’t sound like coran. That sounded like an old man but not their old man.

“Uh… who is this?”

“I am Professor Rowan. Why are you on this frequency? “

“Uh.. nevermind bye!” Lance shuts off the com unit.

“Keith, don’t panic, but I think we’re in The pokemon world!”

Coran had charged Lance and Keith with the chore of cleaning an old storage room. While they were cleaning, Lance got an idea for some mischief (as usual) and pulled out his mp3 player and hit play.

The theme from the movie “jaws” fills the room and Lance playfully begins creeping around the room. Stalking Keith like a hungry shark.

Dundun…… dundun dundun….

Keith had been around the corner of a tall warehouse like shelf that was covered in many Altean tech looking trinkets and boxes.

He was moving the loose trinkets on the lower levels of the shelf, as he heard a suspense building sound. It wasn’t scary, but slightly unsettling to know Lance was planning something.

He stood up, looking towards the noise coming from the other side of the shelf and taking a couple steps back.

“Lance? What’s that sound?”


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7 months ago

HAY KEITH! CHECK IT OUT! A BABY HIPPO! 😆

HAY KEITH! CHECK IT OUT! A BABY HIPPO!
HAY KEITH! CHECK IT OUT! A BABY HIPPO!

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7 months ago

Woke up at 2 am in the morning to get some blood from the kitchen, saw this and darn near had a heart attack. I was screaming so loud. Woke up the whole castle.

“DAMMIT KEITH! ANNOUNCE YOURSELF! DON’T JUST STAND THERE STARING AT ME LIKE A CREEP! DX<“

Stupid galra werewolves and their reflective eyes!

GUESS Who Got Up In The Middle Of The Night To Draw This Because He Couldnt Stop Laughing At His Own
GUESS Who Got Up In The Middle Of The Night To Draw This Because He Couldnt Stop Laughing At His Own

GUESS who got up in the middle of the night to draw this because he couldn’t stop laughing at his own terrible tweets


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