The2lees - Bullshit Incorporated

made this gem on Sunday. had to wait all week to post it

I feel like the Ohio memes really gloss over some of the intricacies of FUCK OHIO

-sincerely, a pennsylvanian

I feel like the youths would get so much more mileage out of the Ohio memes if they knew we have a restaurant chain called Frickers

discord server for silent video game protagonists

Well those are allllmost done

Tons of random craft shit littered about depending on who does what(as someone who has a ton of hobbies)

Like tons of yarn for knitting and half finished projects (the one blanket that keeps getting longer) alongside computer parts and a cluttered ass workbench covered in tools and assorted junk

If you headcanon the DDs to collect shiny things then there’d be like a whole room filled with little shiny trinkets they’ve found

Well shit, new crack fic idea I guess, based on this

it's in the far future, post canon. All the workers we see in the series have passed on from getting old and having hardware failure, accidents, disappearing under mysterious circumstances, et cetera. Point is, they're all gone, all their kids and maybe grandkids are gone too. Now of the drones currently inhabiting Copper 9 were alive when the solver tried to take over.

Our main trio, however (and maybe a couple others), are still around because, ya know, solver healing factor bullfuckery and eldritch god powers an all that. With how much time has passed, they're kinda seen as higher beings. Can't die, really powerful, old as hell, require blood sacrifice, one of them does magic. As a result, people don't typically talk to them directly, and when they do, it's formal with a lot a reverence and all that.

But then one young drone works up the courage to ask one of them if one of the stories about them is true. To which the response is something along the lines of: "No??? Nothing about what you said is even remotely true, have people been saying I did that? That never happened-"

and said drone proceeds to be invited (read: dragged) back to where Uzi, N, and V, are living and proceeds to have the events of the series told to them while the three bicker about the details. Meanwhile, the young worker drone is trying to absorb all this information while grappling with the fact they're currently sitting on "god's" couch watching two "angels" argue over whether that one guy she killed was named Braiden or Brandon.