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my first webkinz was the bulldog. Her name is Daisy and I still have her plush. technically I had other webkinz before her but she’s the one who started my account

Bulldog facts below the cut

The Bulldog was released January 2007 and Lil' Kinz released January 2008. It was Pet of the Month January 2009. It's pet specific item is the Fire Hydrant Fridge and pet specific food is Bangers And Mash (pictured below)

It's description reads:

"While the Bulldog might look a little tough, there's nothing rough about this friendly pup. The Bulldog has a big heart, and a great sense of humor. Tell this little doggy a couple of jokes, and you'll be fast friends. Of course, having a plate of Bulldog Bangers & Mash handy doesn't hurt, either!"

It has a Kinz Klip as well as one figurine - Big Catch Bulldog (pictured below)

discord server for silent video game protagonists

discord server for silent video game protagonists

can’t believe y’all forgot the og

PLEASE REBLOG! LIKES DO NOTHING!!!

reblog to let her multitask

the friggin snowman. look at that lil freak. why he look like that.

I have one his name is melon and I punch him in his stupid face sometimes bc why you look like that? lil creep. lil weirdo. little creecher

okay kinzblr, what is your favorite “underrated” webkinz?

me: grabs my shoes

my dogs:

HEY GUYS I JUST GOT AN EMAIL ABOUT TRADEMARK ISSUES FROM TUMBLR I—

brb trying this

yaya

imagine dealing w an international crisis involving precious artifacts and someone is like ‘don’t worry I know a guy’ and it’s a dorky connecticut college professor named henry who slips into his slutsona and suddenly he’s capable of saving the world w the power of his whip & fedora

You’re eight years older than me, prime age for a sugar daddy

How about instead of me being a 'sugar daddy' I just flatten you against my forehead like a soda can and then toss you in the trash.

Well those are allllmost done

Bruce: I know it’s hard, but you must remain forgiving and merciful, Jason.

Tim, who had to watch Bruce skin a man alive like a piece of salmon with a batarang for saying something rude about his then deceased son, throw him in the back of the Batmobile, and drive him to the hospital just to beat him up again:

I feel like the Ohio memes really gloss over some of the intricacies of FUCK OHIO

-sincerely, a pennsylvanian

I feel like the youths would get so much more mileage out of the Ohio memes if they knew we have a restaurant chain called Frickers

real

anyway I’d like to propose she also collects animal bones from outside (bc I do this)

anyway here’s my fox skull

God forbid a girl has hobbies 🙄

This is really funny actually

Yeah, I don't know how to colour skin. YET!

Tons of random craft shit littered about depending on who does what(as someone who has a ton of hobbies)

Like tons of yarn for knitting and half finished projects (the one blanket that keeps getting longer) alongside computer parts and a cluttered ass workbench covered in tools and assorted junk

If you headcanon the DDs to collect shiny things then there’d be like a whole room filled with little shiny trinkets they’ve found

Well shit, new crack fic idea I guess, based on this

it's in the far future, post canon. All the workers we see in the series have passed on from getting old and having hardware failure, accidents, disappearing under mysterious circumstances, et cetera. Point is, they're all gone, all their kids and maybe grandkids are gone too. Now of the drones currently inhabiting Copper 9 were alive when the solver tried to take over.

Our main trio, however (and maybe a couple others), are still around because, ya know, solver healing factor bullfuckery and eldritch god powers an all that. With how much time has passed, they're kinda seen as higher beings. Can't die, really powerful, old as hell, require blood sacrifice, one of them does magic. As a result, people don't typically talk to them directly, and when they do, it's formal with a lot a reverence and all that.

But then one young drone works up the courage to ask one of them if one of the stories about them is true. To which the response is something along the lines of: "No??? Nothing about what you said is even remotely true, have people been saying I did that? That never happened-"

and said drone proceeds to be invited (read: dragged) back to where Uzi, N, and V, are living and proceeds to have the events of the series told to them while the three bicker about the details. Meanwhile, the young worker drone is trying to absorb all this information while grappling with the fact they're currently sitting on "god's" couch watching two "angels" argue over whether that one guy she killed was named Braiden or Brandon.

made this gem on Sunday. had to wait all week to post it

I got this idea at 3am.

No, I won't elaborate further

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