REAL!!!

REAL!!!

With the ADA, the ones who Dazai is comfortable enough to be bratty around, bro is extra EXTRA bratty

He just kinda wants to know how far chuuyas patience will go (not that far, but he still does what he wants)

And everyone in the agency just expects it at that point?

Like at least they can see chuuya as a fellow dazai victim and not just the guy from the Port Mafia

They found common ground easily--and that ground was dazai's princess lookin ass

But around the Port Mafia? Ohh here we go

It started out as dazai wanting to tease chuuya in front of his coworkers

"Oooh chuuya stop right there!! There seems to be, what's this, a PUDDLE in the way??? Fear not, my dear, as I will lay my coat on the ground to be your bridge, no disgusting water will sully the shoes of my beloved!!"

"Yeah yeah whatever"

But after a while, dazai regains his confidence around the mafia and can be more doting on chuuya more comfortably

Especially around kouyo, who may or may not be all that thrilled about her little chuuya dating....*shivers*....dazai of all people

Here dazai looks out for him the way chuuya usually does, like asks him if he's hungry, tells him to take a break if he needs to, and of course, parading him around like a showdog

Part of it is him stepping out of the way in chuuyas place of work so he could relax and focus, part of it is also "OOOOH HELLO PORT MAFIA!!! IT SEEMS THAT I MANAGED TO BAG YOUR BEST EXECUTIVE!!! DID HE KNOW THAT HE GIVES THE BEST HEAD?? NO?? WELL NOW YOU DO!!! :DDD"

this stupid little shit I love him😭

And ofc, these two are absolute BEAUTIES so in that department they're both equal players☺️

People fawn over them on the street but of course they both get a lil jealous, in different ways

I'm a possessive dazai truther, like this boy gets jealous from people simply looking at chuuya or giving him the attracted side-eye. He usually retaliates by being even more annoying, flaunting their relationship with not-so-subtle hints and being even needier once they're alone. This man is so smitten its embarassing😮‍💨

I genuinely believe that chuuyas a lot calmer than people make him out to be. People think he's this angry, irritated guy but that's just the kind of personality that comes out of anyone around dazai😮‍💨 however, I do also believe he's a jealous fuck and WILL yell at someone for looking at his annoying little pookie for too long

NONE of these losers are subtle with ANYTHINH they do I hate them😭

I don't know how to explain it but they're both equally the trophy wife in this relationship

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.infinitycow.eplay

WHO ARE YOU WHERE DOES THAT LINK GO

tumblr won't let me press it but I think this is an ad lmao

ok but bsd chapter 114 revealing the flipside of the soukoku dynamic in all its glory like *chef's kiss*

turns out that when the mission's (almost) done and you put skk in a room with no witnesses they just become each other

dazai is the one unable to stay still, agitated and wearing his emotions openly and very much stressing about a plan he can't understand (how the tables do turn), literally YELLING and RUNNING of his own violation and doing actual labor of pulling out "fyodor" from beneath a whole ass helicopter while injured without asking for help because the brawns of the team is actually secretly a black cat character

insane how chuuya makes dazai look like the overactive dog archetype here like Mister Gravity Control and I Crack Walls & Chains With One Kick is just sitting full-on cheek on fist poker face watching his beanpole of a partner struggle. his health bar is like full too besides the brief drowning stint meanwhile he himself shot dazai like three times after he crawled out of a crashed elevator

(chuuya is actually such a little shit it's amazing like it was kinda shown in him just letting kunikida blow himself up without even trying to take on tecchou or as if he couldn't just fly the helicopter away with his ability? the pm's trump card, stronger half of soukoku? mans said "boss told me come get you" and by god that is the only job he will do, overtime means nothing to him because he can't read, what a king)

chuuya is literally only willing to do the BARE minimum it's hilarious like he's done his part, he's given the Oscar-winning vampire performance of a lifetime, now he's pulling a dazai-at-the-ADA and simply refusing to work like. chilling in the back while dazai monologues and fyodor dies. bouncing sigma like a tennis ball. chilling a corner while dazai brainstorms. leisurely following dazai's running. chilling in the back while dazai huffs and puffs to pull out the body.

the biggest bsd plot twist is that soukoku on and off the battle field just switch roles for who's lounging like a bored princess while the other toils and actually does the work. if they both ever actually work on something at the same time yokohama would probably explode.

The AUDACITY. me too

disrespectful

I don't know how to explain it but they're both equally the trophy wife in this relationship

Ranpo loves praise♡

Bottom!RANPO X Top!Fem!READER

| Praise kink, use of "Mommy" and "Baby", submissive Ranpo, creampie |

Ranpo loves praise.

It's so cute seeing a man who seemed so sure of himself be absolutely ruined just by a couple kind words.

Just a little compliment here and there, and Ranpo was putty in your hands.

It was dark that night, the only light coming from the moon itself as it danced its way in through the window. It crept up the floorboards until it reached the two of you.

Ranpo was deep inside of you, fucking you slowly and desperately. He knelt between your legs, his grip loosening and hardening against your thighs, keeping them apart lazily. His eyes were barely open, and in the darkness you saw only bright green slits staring back at you, awaiting your approval.

"Such a good boy, Ranpo, dear..." you cooed, finding the tired rhythm of his movements sweet and cute. He was such a baby, your baby after all. All he wanted all day was your pussy, especially after you'd been teasing him all day with those thigh highs that cupped the fat on your legs beautifully. Several times throughout the day, he thought he was going to cum on the spot everytime you leaned over to hand him some paperwork, or gently caressed your thighs knowing he was watching, or simply walking past, allowing your sweet aroma to fill his nose and in turn his dirty thoughts. But he made it, he was good, and he went the whole day without cumming or jerking off. That deserved a reward.

"Ahn, ah, M-Mommy..." He whined, his approval battery suddenly drained so quickly, desperately asking for more of your delicious praise.

"Yes, Baby?" You asked, as if you didn't already know what he wanted.

"M-Mommy, am-am I doing g-good?" He asked as he tried thrusting into you faster, hoping to please you more. Silly boy, just the thought of him not being enough for you was torture for him. He needed validation, he needed your praise.

"Yes, dear, you're doing so good..." you cupped his cheek with your hand, caressing him lovingly. "So good for me, such a good boy..."

"M-Ma...Mommy...." He moaned, slowly reaching his limit.

That's when you decided to bring in the big guns.

"Such a good boy, Ranpo, fucking me so well. So good for me, so good for Mommy...." you added a couple moans here and there, making sure your voice was as sultry as possible, knowing it made Ranpo go crazy.

His hips started stuttering and his grip on your thighs tightened. "M-Mom-Mommy!! Hah, hah...Mommy!!" He whimpered as he slowly reached his release.

That's when you started tingling all over, his cock reaching your sweet spot more and in a faster pace, you held onto his back to keep him close as you both came together.

Ranpo was breathing heavily now, thrusting in slowly, just once or twice, savoring what was left of that feeling, before slowly pulling out with a grunt.

He looked beneath him to find your pretty little pussy, liquids shining in the moonlight like wet little stars. His cum spilled out of you, overfilling your hole nicely. You put on your panties and let down the nightshirt that had been previously pulled up above your breasts, pulling your beloved into a sweet goodnight kiss.

Ranpo finally caught his breath within your mouth. "Please," He pleaded. "One more?"

"No, no, we have work in the morning, remember?" You said, watching him pout like a spoiled little child, it was so cute to see.

"Reeaaally?" He asked again as you pulled him into the covers. "Yes, really, now go to bed, Kunikida-san will yell at you for making us late."

"Why would it be my fault?!" He whined.

"Cause I'm blaming you, of course!" You teased. "Plus, I'm the one who has to shovel cum out of my pussy and take a pill tomorrow, it's only fair."

"Fine." He pouted, getting under the covers to go to sleep.

"But I know you're just doing this just so I'll be extra horny tomorrow."

"Ah, so I guess you don't need those glasses to deduct me."

"Of course! I'm the greatest detective, you know!"

"Of course dear. Goodnight."

"Hmmph. Goodnight."

As Ranpo slowly fell deeper into his sleep, you caressed him, twisting and twirling his black hair around your fingers as you silently read your book.

Ranpo sure does love praise.