This Post Has Been Bouncing Around In My Brain Like The DVD Logo On A TV Screen For Days Now, So I Felt

This post has been bouncing around in my brain like the DVD logo on a TV screen for days now, so I felt like it'd be a disservice to not reblog it

idk

Alright so who's gonna tell 'em? 💀

This is a really clever crossover btw, love

What is this? A crossover episode?

Ooofs

Something I did in Art Class!

I’m not used to traditional drawings, so taking these classes to my advantage will help me now!

Its funny though, cuz I saw this reaction coming a mile away. And for that exact reason

Also yeah there's actually an AU in the out there where I'm a genderless orb of light that accepts anything anyone calls it, there's another one where I identify as a giraffe. You can never be too sure with me. I never let 'em know my next move

Also, in retrospect my og response comes off kinda brash and I feel a bit bad for it. If you read it with garfields voice I think that paints a better picture of the tone I meant it in. Initially I was actually just gonna leave it at "Yes. Four days ago." and say NOTHING else LMFAOOO. Idk if that would've been better or worse in the assholery department. But it answered the questions 🤷‍♂️.

My gender is piece of shit, actually. Both as in a literal piece of shit bc that's funny but also as in being a piece of shit person. /j

There are only two genders: loaf of crap and douchebag /j

did you really make me find out not only that you were bisexual through tumblr posting but also that you use she/her as well as he/him through tumblr bio. i thought my eyes were broken bro. i had to check discord to be sure. when did you have this come-to-jesus moment?

Yes. Four days ago.

To me the act of coming out so overtly and seriously over and over again the more you learn about yourself truly overestimates how much people give a shit (they don't. And if they did you'd already know from the first time).

one of my old friends used to have a crush on this one guy in her class, then she got grouped with him for an assignment and realized he smelt like literal, actual shit. she stopped liking him after that LMAO. ig he was a decent guy, but just. the smell. this post reminded me of that story, so i thought you should know that you are not alone ✊️ stay strong buttfrovski 💪

no deodorant-wearing obnoxious guy in my sociology class sat next to me and whispered "im the rizzler.. i'm built different-" and it was the final push i needed to drop that class