I'd Be Her Errand Boy Idk Abt Y'all

I'd be her errand boy idk abt y'all

(+ blabbering under the cut)

Are BATIM fans even around anymore??? Am I just posting this for a void of no one and nothingness? We're gonna find out! If y'all do exist still full disclosure this will probably be the only BATIM post I make. I just love Alice's design

Believe it or not you guys I finished this over the course of only TWO DAYS! Aaaand it took me LESS than 10 hours! (This is a record breaker for me, unfortunately. I'm far too nitpicky and intricate when I draw digitally so it always takes me 20 years. There's still a million things abt this I want to fix but I just had to stop myself.)

Alright so who's gonna tell 'em? 💀

This is a really clever crossover btw, love

What is this? A crossover episode?

Its funny though, cuz I saw this reaction coming a mile away. And for that exact reason

Also yeah there's actually an AU in the out there where I'm a genderless orb of light that accepts anything anyone calls it, there's another one where I identify as a giraffe. You can never be too sure with me. I never let 'em know my next move

Also, in retrospect my og response comes off kinda brash and I feel a bit bad for it. If you read it with garfields voice I think that paints a better picture of the tone I meant it in. Initially I was actually just gonna leave it at "Yes. Four days ago." and say NOTHING else LMFAOOO. Idk if that would've been better or worse in the assholery department. But it answered the questions 🤷‍♂️.

My gender is piece of shit, actually. Both as in a literal piece of shit bc that's funny but also as in being a piece of shit person. /j

There are only two genders: loaf of crap and douchebag /j

did you really make me find out not only that you were bisexual through tumblr posting but also that you use she/her as well as he/him through tumblr bio. i thought my eyes were broken bro. i had to check discord to be sure. when did you have this come-to-jesus moment?

Yes. Four days ago.

To me the act of coming out so overtly and seriously over and over again the more you learn about yourself truly overestimates how much people give a shit (they don't. And if they did you'd already know from the first time).

I hate how in character this is

Kyle’s Facebook posts:

one of my old friends used to have a crush on this one guy in her class, then she got grouped with him for an assignment and realized he smelt like literal, actual shit. she stopped liking him after that LMAO. ig he was a decent guy, but just. the smell. this post reminded me of that story, so i thought you should know that you are not alone ✊️ stay strong buttfrovski 💪

no deodorant-wearing obnoxious guy in my sociology class sat next to me and whispered "im the rizzler.. i'm built different-" and it was the final push i needed to drop that class

one of my favourite things in the world is when I plan a hangout w a friend/friends and on their way out they tell me "this was cool, I had fun". Like, gee, really? You mean it? My presence, and the activity I planned for us to do, was fun for you? That's so sweet, I'm gonna go home and cry now /pos