Lando: Hey Lewis Can You Help Me, I Wanna Learn How To Read. :)

Lando: Hey Lewis can you help me, I wanna learn how to read. :)

Lewis: Uhhh.........Jenson?

Jenson: Uhhh......David?

David: Well.....You know son, as someone who was also a racing driver you don't really need to learn how to rea-

Seb: Nope! Absolutely not! Lando, I will help you!

*in Vegas next year*

Lando: Hey, Lewis?

Lewis: Yeah, what's up?

Charles: is gay marriage done here in the little chapel?

Lewis: Yeah??? Wait! Why are you asking?!?!?!

*meanwhile in A Little White Chapel*

The other half of the twitch quartet: *a little drunk and buzzing with excitement* We're getting married!

Someone check on Esteban he just lost both his boyfriends, Pierre stealing his partner once again. And MICK!!! THE AMOUNT OF GUYS MICK WAS SEEN GETTING CLOSE TO THESE PAST RACES?!?!?! He said if I can't ba a driver then I'll be WAG instead.

Charles: Hey I have an Idea! We should-

Carlos: No.

Charles: What do you mean no?

Carlos: I mean no. You wanna hear it in Spanish? Noh!

Haas personel: Hey guys where's Nico?

Kevin, Lance, and Esteban: *looking around 'inoccently' while whistling*

Yuki and Nyck: *trying to get the chips on the top shelf* I can't get it! Almost! No!

Alex: *Takes said chips* here you go guys!

Logan: *take the bag next to it* Here more if you want veriety.

Nyck: thanks!

Yuki:* begrudgingly take the other bag* fucking beanstocks