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Jenson: Hey Lewis remember when Nico sent you that nude-

Lewis: *panicing inside* Nude?! WHAT NUDE?!?! NICO NEVER SENT ME NUDES!!! I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND! EW!

Jenson: *confused and a little jealous* -SUIT AND PANTS SET! WHAT THE FUCK? WHY IS THAT WHERE YOUR MIND WENT TO?! WHY WOULD HE EVEN SEND YOU NUDES?

BABYGIRL SUPREME

so I asked a friend to give some drivers fanfiction tropes based solely on looks and uh yeah…

I'm in love with this post

Me, talking about my favorite drivers: ah yes, these are my children, an absolute prick who’s very cute, a demon child with pretty eyes, an unemployed man who’s mental health is completely fucked, a bee lover who used to be an ass and an old beautiful ex driver who has a hot wife

Lewis: *Playing with Roscoe* Good Boy!

Kevin: Oh, you taught him some tricks! Yeah, my Golden Retriever knows a couple of tricks, too!

Lewis: Really? Is he here?

Kevin: Yeah Hold on! Mick! Come here Boy!

Mick: *Runs over and gets a head pat from Kevin* : )

Kevin: Speak Mick!

Mick: Hi!

Kevin: *Holds out his hand* Shake my hand!

Mick: *Shakes his hand* : )

Lewis: ...

Seb:*trying to be down with the kids and embrace internet culture* Hey what's Tumblr?

Jenson who also tried that because his kids are growing up and he wants to know the things that they would end up liking: *traumatic flashbacks* Don't! Don't! Just put it down. Save yourself, don't do what I did.

Charles: Hey you know how Kimi is Antonio's grid dad?

Pierre: Yeah?

Charles: And how they say that Antonio is Jesus?

Pierre: Where the hell are you going with this?

Charles: Does that make Kimi God or Joseph?

Pierre: Okay I don't think Joseph would survive only drinking Vodka for 16 days. He's God.

Haas personel: Hey guys where's Nico?

Kevin, Lance, and Esteban: *looking around 'inoccently' while whistling*

Yuki and Nyck: *trying to get the chips on the top shelf* I can't get it! Almost! No!

Alex: *Takes said chips* here you go guys!

Logan: *take the bag next to it* Here more if you want veriety.

Nyck: thanks!

Yuki:* begrudgingly take the other bag* fucking beanstocks

*in Vegas next year*

Lando: Hey, Lewis?

Lewis: Yeah, what's up?

Charles: is gay marriage done here in the little chapel?

Lewis: Yeah??? Wait! Why are you asking?!?!?!

*meanwhile in A Little White Chapel*

The other half of the twitch quartet: *a little drunk and buzzing with excitement* We're getting married!

*BTS of the first screaming meals episode*

James: Hey, Mate?

Felipe: Yeah?

Clem: Can people breath inside the washing machine?

Felipe: No! Of course not why- WHERE MARCUS!?!?!

Dennis: *comes home and sees Arthur drawing Pentagrams*

Dennis: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!

Arthur: I'm satanizing the house like you said!

Dennis: Sanitize! I SAID SANITIZE NOT SATANIZE!!

Arthur: WELL HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW I'M FRENCH!!!

*Charles waking up in cold sweat halfway across the world*

Charles: *Panting* I feel a disturbance in the force

Pierre: Hey I just wanna inform you guys that Charles just watched Dahmer and is really loving it so maybe don't make him mad anytime soon. Just be careful.

Lando: Understood!

Carlos: Got it! but I feel like we should be telling someone else as well. but who am I forgetting??

Alex: Well if you're forgetting then it must not be important.

Carlos: You're right!

*Meanwhile in Ferrari*

Mattia: *sweating bullets just trying to make coffee*

Charles: *standing in the corner of the kitchen staring at him while sharpening a knife*

Lewis: Hey what song do you sing when you're drunk

Fernando: *confused looking at Checo* is he talking to you?

Checo: * also confuse* no, I think he was talking to you, no?

Felipe: me? Why me? Hey Lewis who are you talking to?

Lewis: any of you it's just gonna be that same song isn't it?

Fernando: Okay just because we're all latino does not mean we all have the same taste.

Checo and Felipe: Yeah!

*2 hours and a lot of drinks later*

Felipe Fernado and Checo: *drunkenly singing to the same mic* ~Y aserejé-ja-dejé

De jebe tu de jebere~

Charles: Hey I have an Idea! We should-

Carlos: No.

Charles: What do you mean no?

Carlos: I mean no. You wanna hear it in Spanish? Noh!

this looks like something Daniel would absolutely wear.

Power Puff Girls F1 edition.

Esteban - The Eldest and leader of the group. Also the tallest. Most common colour of his race suits are pink. Car also usually has pink or red on the livery. You probably already see where I'm going with this, he's Blossom

Lance - Middle one. Looks grumpy but is really a sweet heart. His car colour Green, so is his race suit. He looks like the least approachable one but he is really dependable and sweet if you get to know him. He is Buttercup

Mick - The youngest. The sweetheart. The absolute angel. The one everyone loves. The shortest. The only blond one. Bubbles.

MP Motorsport be like:

Felipe the quiet awkward boy that is reserved and calm.

Clem the chaos gremlin that bounces with emotion and energy.

They balance each other out.

Acknowledge don't ignore

THROUGH A RAPIST’S EYES” (PLS TAKE TIME TO READ THIS. It may save a life, It may save your life.)

An Article from Neena Susan Thomas

“Through a rapist’s eyes. A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interview…ed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:

1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid, or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.

2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who’s clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing.

3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.

4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots.

5] Number two is office parking lots/garages.

6] Number three is public restrooms.

7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they don’t have to worry about getting caught.

8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn’t worth it because it will be time-consuming.

9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.

10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you’re not worth it.

POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER:

1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk: can’t believe it is so cold out here, we’re in for a bad winter. Now that you’ve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up, you lose appeal as a target.

2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they’d leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.

3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.

4] If someone grabs you, you can’t beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and armpit or in the upper inner thigh – HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts.

5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy’s parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you’ll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he’s out of there.

6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.

7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don’t dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel little silly at the time, but you’d feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.

FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL ….

1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it.

2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans : if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you…. chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won’t see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON’T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE.

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:

a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may be hiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, inside the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) .

b. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.

c. Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot).

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN!

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked “for help” into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it’s better safe than sorry.

If u have compassion reblog this post. ‘Helping hands are better than Praying Lips’ – give us your helping hand.

REBLOG THIS AND LET EVERY GIRL KNOW AT LEAST PEOPLE WILL KNOW WHATS GOING ON IN THIS WORLD. So please reblog this….Your one reblog can Help to spread this information.

THIS COULD ACTUALLY SAVE A LIFE.”

It will never be like it used to

Chestappen trying so hard to be Martian, they could never! Martian was volatile and toxic FROM THE GET GO! Before they were even teammates Mark was already insulting Seb. Meanwhile we got Chestappen who's relationship started with a game of gay chicken. AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON PIERSTEBAN! Brocedes were fighting for WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS, these two will be fighting for P8, P5 at best

Carlos: Hey Charles have you seen my-

Charles: *in a banana costume* yes?

Carlos: why are you dressed as a banana?

Charles: Because it's Halloween!

Carlos: and you're a banana

Charles: Well I've always been a snack so I decided to just make it more specific.

Someone check on Esteban he just lost both his boyfriends, Pierre stealing his partner once again. And MICK!!! THE AMOUNT OF GUYS MICK WAS SEEN GETTING CLOSE TO THESE PAST RACES?!?!?! He said if I can't ba a driver then I'll be WAG instead.

In a dark room the door opens and a small shadow stands at the door way.

Esteban: *flinches shaking in fear*

The light turns on, it's Fernando

Fernando: Why is it so dark? Why are you shaking?!?!?

Esteban: *looking around in panic still shaking, whispers* ever since Suzuka I've been hiding from Yuki.

Fernando: Why are you hiding from Yuki?!?

Esteban: *whisper shouts* don't be so loud!

Yuki: * holding a bat* I found you, you fucking baguette! You stole my Pierre!

Esteban: *on his knees crying* please I don't want him! take him back! I'm sorry!!

Lando: Hey Lewis can you help me, I wanna learn how to read. :)

Lewis: Uhhh.........Jenson?

Jenson: Uhhh......David?

David: Well.....You know son, as someone who was also a racing driver you don't really need to learn how to rea-

Seb: Nope! Absolutely not! Lando, I will help you!

AM 2023

*Fernando wrecking havoc on the AM team*

*Lance and Felipe hiding in the shadows wide eyed*

Lance: *whispering* Maybe if we just stay quiet they'll forget we're even here.

Felipe: *quietly nods his head too scared to make a noise*

Lawrence and Mike: *death gripping their hair, on the verge of an impending breakdown*

Nico: *eating popcorn* who do you think will break first?

Jess: *also eating popcorn* I say Mike

Stoffel: * after being handed a popcorn and told to sit and watch* I say both.