Max : Having A Conversation With Daniel Is Like Having A Conversation With Two Different People At Once.

Max : having a conversation with daniel is like having a conversation with two different people at once.

Daniel : no it's not!

*flashback*

Daniel : says something profound and nuanced.

Also Daniel in the same convo : hehehehehe yehaw! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Seb: *right after AM announced Fernando as their 2023 driver* Well, soon he'll be Your chaos gremlin.

Fernando: *confused as hell* wtf do you mean??????

time skip

Fernando: *after spending sometime as Lance's teammate* I get it now

It's like we just can't catch a break! IT'S LIKE THE TEAM PRINCIPALS PLAYED MUSICAL CHAIRS AND THEN REALIZED THEY COUNTED WRONG SO THEY BROUGHT BACK ONE CHAIR, THEN REALIZED THAT THE NUMBERS WERE STILL OFF SO THE BROUGHT IN 2 MORE PLAYER! AT THIS RATE SILLY SEASON WILL ONLY END IN BAHRAIN.

GUNTHER STEINER THIS IS A FORMAL WARNING ; I HAVE LET YOU OFF FOR THE CRIMINAL SHIT YOU HAVE DON'T TO OUR MICK LAST SEASON, BUT DO THAT SHIT AGAIN AND I WILL FOK SMASH YOUR NOSE.

Chameleon Mick

Mick : *Had Seb for a grid dad* 😇☺️🙂

Mick: * Now has Lewis for a grid dad* 😎😏😒

Charles: *Almost commits vehicular manslaughter* hihihi ☺️ *anime girl blush*