I Wouldn't Have A Problem With Morrigan Being The Eluvian Expert If It Weren't For The Fact That She

I wouldn't have a problem with Morrigan being the Eluvian expert if it weren't for the fact that she tells the most basic information, like who is Mythal and a what is an Eluvian.

That's like someone saying they are a math expert but they just repeat the stupid formula for solving square equations.

Turns out I was right:

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Indigenous Coding in the Elves of Dragon Age

Examining the extensive parallels between the fictional race of elves in BioWare’s Dragon Age, and real life Indigenous peoples.

I believe that the only reason writers are now denying the parallel between the Dalish and indigenous people( or any other marginalized culture) is to avoid being called racist for all the colonizer narrative of DAI.

So I've been playing Mass Effect trilogy for the first time and now I can certified it, I'm a hoe.

Seriously BioWare, I had three conversations with Liara and Kaidan started questioning me.

The choices you make on DA and the impact they have in others shows who you are as a person.

For example, I must be a frickin WHORE because I can't say even one nice thing about Leliana or Zevran without Alistair being like "omg are you guys dating?"

Does this happen to others? Am I always flirty without noticing?

He died singing, he knew there was no other way and he accepted it. Why did you make me see it? Why turn a funny moment into a goodbye?

And Shepard doesn't cry for it but she seems so worried about fucking Kaidan. I don't care about the biotic emo, I care about the best doctor/singer and you didn't let my character mourn him.

The Sims 4 has a new shirt with Mass Effect and Dragon age logos. This is all I needed in my life.

fun fact: in the latin american dub, when Helen Brand tells Benoit Blanc that "google says he's the world greatest detective", he says "i am not James Bond" which is infinitely funnier than the original "i am not Batman" response