So I Decided To Start Making A Blanket Thinking Huh Bet It's Easy, It's Not. All I Have Made Full Stop
So I decided to start making a blanket thinking huh bet it's easy, it's not. All I have made full stop before this is three meh granny squares, I've been crocheting for SEVEN HOURS 💔💔💔💔 I'm only on row something and ready to give up
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My life's mission is to post something so cool and real and relatable that it's screenshotted, stolen and reposted to a tiktok Reddit video with Minecraft parkour in the backround with 0 credits
Currently teaching myself how to crochet so I can make baby bill, I literally have the exact perfect colour for him 👹👹👹 it's not going so well but we ignore that
People have definitely already done this au but I cannot stop thinking about it
Martin blackwood is so so so just like meant to be a selkie because you get a good balance of sad facts that would fit perfectly within a headcannon on one side (like how seals only take care of their young for a couple weeks before abandoning them /how in folklore most selkie parents abandon their half human young)
But on the other side silly fanfic ideas like Jon accidentally stealing Martin's sealskin and gaining a husband, he stumbles across a cave with a seal skin in it and obviously he's conflicted because you aren't allowed to skin a seal in England? Why is a single possibly illegal pelt in a random cave in Bournemouth??? But also what if he gets in trouble for taking it to the police, so he shoves it in his bag completely unaware he's just stolen Martin's skin planning on handing it in soon when he's less busy until about three days later when a strange very cute man turns up on his doorstep telling him he's his husband
HELLO WHY TREVOR 😭
A fire alarm in my hotel going off at the wonderful time of 5:50 AM while dreaming about gravity falls was not on my bingo card I'm putting a family curse on the bloodline of the guy who smoked in his hotel room.