Consider: Modern AU Hamlet Doing Soliloquies In The Shower

consider: modern AU hamlet doing soliloquies in the shower

“It looked like a large, ornate pot, almost as high as a man of large pot height.”

-Moving Pictures, by Terry Pratchett

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Okay so imagine your Standard Medieval European Fantasy Setting™. Now imagine there’s no magic. Like there’s still a concept of it sure, with superstitions and all that. But you will never encounter an actual wizard or anything.

But you know what is in this otherwise-fantasy setting? Superpower mutations.

“There were meetings. There were always meetings. And they were dull, which is part of the reason they were meetings. Dull likes company.”

-Terry Pratchett’s Making Money

Yoooooo guess whose favorite discworld character has a name meaning “to perceive” in archaic French?