My Sims Husband Tuning In To A Werewolf For The First Time: *talking To His Son*

My Sims husband tuning in to a werewolf for the first time: *talking to his son*

My sim:*scared*

Third toddler:*looking up* puppy?

Werewolf husband:*running way and waking up without clothes*wtf

Jackson: The only thing keeping me from running away and hiding from society for the rest of my life is spite. I could disappear forever, but there are some bitches whose downfalls I have yet to witness, and I wanna be around when that happens.

My sim :*litterly just trying to be nice to people*this place is magical wimiscul and fantastic

HIS CUTE WEREWOLF HUSBAND: what you looking at motherfucker

*The gang when they drop food on the floor*

Jackson: Aw man. *Throws it away*

Deuce: Five second rule!

Clawd: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!? *Eats it off the floor*

Ghoula: *Sobs on the floor*

Clawd: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.

Jackson: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?

Clawd: Seize the dick.

Jackson: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-

Clawd: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~

Jackson: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-

Cleo, recording: This is so cute.