Jackson X Clawd - Tumblr Posts

Jackson: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.

Clawd: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.

Jackson: ...

Jackson: You mean ring bearER, right?

Clawd: ...

Jackson: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

Jackson: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Clawd: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Jackson: But you’re always acting stupid?

Clawd: ...

Clawd: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

Clawd: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...

Jackson: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?

Clawd: Holy moly-

Jackson: Is something burning?

Clawd, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

Jackson: Clawd, the toaster is literally on fire.

Clawd: Know why I called you in here?

Jackson: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.

Clawd: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?

Jackson: Pros and cons of dating me.

Jackson: Pros. You'll be the cute one.

Jackson: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

Clawd: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.

Jackson: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?

Clawd: Seize the dick.

Clawd: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Jackson: ...Have you never taken a shower before?

Idea: jackson x clawd au

Jackson is gay af

Has either Heath or draculura as a big brother/sister figure (Heath is still his cousin)

Holt may or may not be gay probably straight or bi (I think it would be funny for one of them to be straight and the other gay af)

Draculura either breaks up or never dated clawd(if the first it probably will be mutual) and instead dates clawdeen

Deuce,cleo, and ghoulia are Jackson's friends

Can't decide if Jackson will be sun shine incarcerate or a little feral gremlin shit

If Holt is there, he definitely will be a little shit

Clawd will most likely make a fool out of himself, trying to impress Jackson

Will be protective of Jackson like a guard dog

Deuce is Jackson's best friend and probably be the one with the help of 2 others (probably drac and clawdeen or Cleo) jackson and clawd he's also protective of Jackson

Cleo like to talk and gossip with ghoulia & Jackson

Ghoulia and Jackson talk about nerd stuff

Toralei,Cleo, clawdeen and jackson have a weekly shit talk

Might have Romulus and his little pack like Jackson and be friends (either protective of sunshine Jackson or be a little scared &trying to keep feral Jackson out of trouble and prob on one of those child leashes)

If Manny is in he will be Gen 3 and beasties with Jackson and ghoulia or Gen 1 and gets his ass beat by clawd or deuce maybe both

I'll call this AU ✨️jekyllwolf✨️

Clawd: Jackson, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.

Jackson, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than their size: Spooky.

Jackson: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-

Clawd: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~

Jackson: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-

Cleo, recording: This is so cute.

Jackson: The only thing keeping me from running away and hiding from society for the rest of my life is spite. I could disappear forever, but there are some bitches whose downfalls I have yet to witness, and I wanna be around when that happens.

Deuce: DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT JOKE WAS FUNNY? IT WASNT. NOBODY IS LAUGHING.

Deuce: *pulls up a graph* THIS IS WHEN YOU TOLD YOUR JOKE, YOU HAVE SONGLE HANDEDLY RUINED COMEDY! IVE ALSO ASKED MANY COMEDY SCHOLARS ON THEIR OPINION OF YOUR JOKE AND THIS IS WHAT THEY HAD TO SAY!

Jackson: I've been researching comedy for the past 20 years, and I have genuinely never seen a joke this bad. We have used quantum physics to look into alternate universes to see every joke made, and yours was still by far the worst.

Deuce: CONGRATULATIONS! YOUVE SINGLE HANDEDLY CREATED THE WORST JOKE IN HUMAN HISTORY! HERES A MEDAL! *pulls up a horrible ms paint drawn star that says "you need help*

How clawd asked jackson out

Clawd: Do you want to play 20 Questions?

Jackson: Sure!

Jackson: Whats your favorite color?

Clawd, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you like men?

Romulus: You're smiling. What happened?

Jackson: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?

Clawd: Manny tripped and fell down the stairs today.

*after the Squad's plan goes horribly wrong*

Deuce: Now it seems we're back at square one-- finding Jackson.

Manny: For the record, I already found them.

Clawd: And you let them get away before we could have a meaningful conversation.

Manny: They stabbed me!

Deuce: I'm surprised they waited this long, Manny. We've all had the urge

Credit for the idea goes to @solar-wing because I saw one of his post and thought of making this

Gen 1 manny *bullies Jackson *

Clawd: Wow, during Pride Month, kinda homophobic of you bitch

Deuce: it's giving fatherless behavior

Cleo: it's because he is human, isn't it

Ghoulia: ableism,in 2023, really

Romulus: bitch

___________________________________________ Jackson is autistic argue with the wall

*clawd in shower*

*Jackson pulls the curtain back*:we're-

*clawd fucking scream's*

Jackson: CALM DOWN You're out of garlic bread