Self Inserts Are Pathetic And Cringey

“self inserts are pathetic and cringey”

writing tip #2054:

be selective about what you include in your story. only use the good bits

writing tip #2258:

stuck looking at a blank page? try slamming your hands against the keyboard randomly until, from a distance, it looks like you’ve had a very productive day

writing tip #1032:

transform into a tree and wait for a bestselling novel to be printed on your body

writing tip #2052:

there’s never a perfect time to start writing, 

Posting a chapter of a story you haven’t updated in ages