My Brain, Interrupting My Daydream: This Is Poorly Researched And The Narrative Is Not Compelling

my brain, interrupting my daydream: this is poorly researched and the narrative is not compelling

Admirable writers: I write at least 5 rough drafts before posting my final draft.

Me, a fanfic gremlin: My first draft is my final draft.

Me: *Opens word document and opens internet to research important science fact about something for my writing*

Me an hour later: *no words written, what fact was I even looking up, somehow on a page dictating the origins of cockney rhyming slang*

writing tip #2102:

to plow through your first draft quickly, i would recommend using either a moldboard or rotary plow

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the fact that this is completely understandable and rather descriptive makes me rethink what i’ve done with my life