Someone In The Know Care To Fill Me In On What's Goin' On In The Universe This Week? I've Been In An

Someone in the know care to fill me in on what's goin' on in the universe this week? I've been in an extra foul mood for the past couplea days and I'd like to know if I can blame the moon, a particular planet, or if it's just the usual chemical imbalance.

I'm doin' that procrastination thing. I know I need a shower and I know I'll love it once I'm in there but my phone's at 23% so I'll stand here naked in the bathroom watchin' youtube til my legs fall asleep.

It's funny how I can be suicidal one night and discussin' the hilariousness of Gravity Falls with a fellow grown up the next.

Had a fabulous convo with my cousin earlier. Music, books, movies, our shared love tchotchkes... At one point he nearly killed me. I was askin' him if he liked gospel music. We were raised similarly, even tho he's got a good 10 years on me and he said "not really". I told him that despite my general lack of faith, I still seek out gospel music from time to time. He said I was gettin' in touch with my whiteness and I nearly spit out my beer. I found it hilarious because I hadn't noticed it myself but he was so goddamn right. Why, just recently I texted Mama amd asked her if Ricky Van Shelton had done a version of Old Rugged Cross and my cousin helped me realize that, without question, that is the whitest conversation I've ever had. And I've met the lead singer of Pantera so...

Splurged on my favorite beer. Sometimes that's all it takes to improve one's mood.

Came home from pickin' up dinner and the roommate says to me "I've got strep and they tested me for covid. I'm in quaratine."

Awesome.

Thanks to hulu I'm watchin' SNL from 05 and they made a joke about Trump and The Apprentice. What a simpler time.

Work has been almost fun lately. I still hate the goddamn customers but I work days more now and I get to work with my boss and the adorable lesbian. We make a solid team.

Speakin' of the adorable lesbian coworker: she's feedin' my current bandana obsession. Couplea weeks ago she gave me a pink one, last night she told me that walmart had a bunch, and today she gave me a rainbow one. I went and picked up a couple more.

I really wish I was better at knowin' the difference between flirtin' and small talk. I don't wanna put myself out there if I'm wrong but it sure would be nice to not be alone all the goddamn time.

Amy Poehler's laugh 😍

I swear to fuckin' god...my roommate's boyfriend just made a smartass comment that made me wanna crack his fuckin' jaw. For the sake of my own mental health, I gotta get outta here asap and distance myself from her.

Backstory: my roommate had two dogs, two cats, and a bleedin' heart. She called me while I was on the phone with my cousin to tell me that she went to pick up another fuckin' dog...AFTER TELLIN' ME THAT SHE GOT TESTED FOR COVID AND IS SUPPOSED TO BE QUARANTINED!!!...cut to me comin' downstairs to grab another beer. The boyfriend is tellin' her, in so many words, that she shouldn't take on another dog because of this, that, and the third. So I chime in with "yeah it's like when we took that fuckin' pitbull in!" to which she responded that she wasn't in love with that dog and yadda yadda yadda. Then the boyfriend goes "as I was sayin' before I was interrupted..." and the roommate said "oh sorry babe" he said "oh it's okay, you're not the one that interrupted me..."

Bitch, if you've got somethin' to say, say it.

Anypenis, my cousin was tellin' me that I need to write more. He's been sayin' that for years but I just can't seem to get past the whole, no one gives a fuck about what I have to say thing.

Work sucked last night. I was by myself for nearly an hour and one of my first customers was a shithead. Set the tone for the whole shift, ya know?

The weather has been unpredictable so I haven't been able to go on my walks and I think that's part of my problem.

i just feel things deeply & it tires me