Thanks To Hulu I'm Watchin' SNL From 05 And They Made A Joke About Trump And The Apprentice. What A Simpler

Thanks to hulu I'm watchin' SNL from 05 and they made a joke about Trump and The Apprentice. What a simpler time.

Work has been almost fun lately. I still hate the goddamn customers but I work days more now and I get to work with my boss and the adorable lesbian. We make a solid team.

Speakin' of the adorable lesbian coworker: she's feedin' my current bandana obsession. Couplea weeks ago she gave me a pink one, last night she told me that walmart had a bunch, and today she gave me a rainbow one. I went and picked up a couple more.

I really wish I was better at knowin' the difference between flirtin' and small talk. I don't wanna put myself out there if I'm wrong but it sure would be nice to not be alone all the goddamn time.

Amy Poehler's laugh 😍

Got called a piece of shit this mornin' because of the coin shortage. There are so many times that I get mad at myself for not bein' a more peaceful person. I WANT to love people and be kind and all that other crap but nearly everyday I'm reminded that the majority of people are just selfish, rude, and vile.

I remember first learning that you can cry from any emotion, that emotions are chemical levels in your brain and your body is constantly trying to maintain equilibrium. so if one emotion sky rockets, that chemical becomes flagged and signals the tear duct to open as an exit to release that emotion packaged neatly within a tear. Everything made sense after learning that. That sudden stability of your emotions after crying. How crying is often accompanied by the inability to feel any other emotion in that precise moment. And it is especially beautiful knowing that it is even possible to experience so much beauty or love or happiness that your body literally can’t hold on to all of it. So what I’ve learned is that crying signifies that you are feeling as much as humanely possible and that is living to the fullest extent. So keep feeling and cry often and as much as needed

literally how can you hate this masterpiece 

I miss Thursdays.

Someone in the know care to fill me in on what's goin' on in the universe this week? I've been in an extra foul mood for the past couplea days and I'd like to know if I can blame the moon, a particular planet, or if it's just the usual chemical imbalance.