Sergei And I Had This Crazy Bonding Moment A Few Years Ago Where We Were In Florida And I Got Up To Pee

Sergei and I had this crazy bonding moment a few years ago where we were in Florida and I got up to pee and The 27 Club was on (it was like four AM) and I just watched in confusion and awe at this guy wearing a toupee that didn’t match what hair he had left as he begged me to pray and as Jesus something and then I looked over and Sergei was also sitting up and watching it and we just stared at each other and watched this guy for a while. We still talk about it sometimes because of how weird it was. Neither of us are Christian, which makes the whole thing funnier

Dearest Gaud,

I do not know what you are made of. I would like to know what you’re made of. Please tell me what you’re made of. Please please please please please please please please

This was a real conversation between a friend of mine and I

when do you plan on becoming a full, large egg?

also what is the year of rhe egg

I will be a full, large egg when the time is right. And it’s just the year of me. It’s egg time, baby

To whoever is singing in the storage room, you sound beautiful and I too live for the applause, applause, applause

Today, I had my demonias on. This guy was behind me and yelled, “LOOK AT THE FAG IN THE BOOTS,” and lil’ buddy thought he was doing something. Like, yeah. Look at me. I’m hot