I Don't Care How "good" Chick-fil-A Is, It Tastes Like Homophobia: Dry And Flavorless.

I don't care how "good" Chick-fil-A is, it tastes like homophobia: dry and flavorless.

My kind of game.

Hello Chuck. Throughout college you have lived off a meager diet of instant ramen and TV dinners, causing your nutrition to suffer as a result. Before you is a hot, home-cooked meal with all the necessary food groups, vitamins, and minerals. You must eat until your hunger has been satisfied, after which you may leave. Please, have as much as you want. Hoffman made this all by himself and it turns out he’s quite the home cook. 

TikTok filters no longer recognize my face as a face so I'm gonna go commit crimes.

How the fuck did a shit ton of spam emails get my fucking WORK email?! I only put it on credible work websites. WHAT THE FUCK?!

If one more customer who refuses to wear a mask tries to get in my personal space, I'm gonna start throwing hands.

Vriska: We need a slur for toddlers